5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and...

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The fifth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series Credit to whoever wrote these. Not all... More

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 5
Too Lagged By Jet-lag
(Player)
Skinny With A Great Laugh
More Intense Shade
Really Nice Lips
Measure Time
All Raise Your Hand
Hi Or Ho
Kiddos
Neighbor Ashton Irwin
YouTube Sign Up
Fuck Off Mic-
And You
Luuuuuuuuke
6ft Tall Man Children
Your Child Swears
Everybody Ships
Baking With Calum
Fashion Line
6 Year Old Luke
Popular Michael Clifford
How To Win My Heart
Crazed Maniac
First Born Son
If You Don't Know (Studio)
Calum Hood??
Feel It In My Bones
Leftovers On The Plates
Look Through His Music
Homophobic Asshole
Escaped
7173km
Raining Really Badly
Mostly My Band
Stealing Their Clothes
184028281 Languages
Summer Camp
Played With His Lip Ring
Bass Line
Bath
Temporarily Removed
Stupid Abs
Tad Bit Closer
Loose Strands
Don't Take It Personally
Miley Cyrus
A Goofy Grin
Disney Marathon
Slice Of Pizza
So Here's My Son
Baessists
Birthday Party Friends
Movie Theater Date
Hugging Calum
Palum
Snorkeling
Entangled
[Body Rolls Aggressively]
Set Of SLSP
•Respect Luke's Insecurity
Squad Is Tryna Be Cool
"Obviously."
The Rejects Video
Luuuuucas
Radio Show
Area Code
Lucifer
Baby Girl Irwin
The Benefits Of Dating Calum
Hospital Bed
Axe
Elevator Music
I Run
Engaged In The Emergency Room
Any Point In Any Song
He Is One Of Us
Plate Of Spaghetti
M-mu-
Hairbands
Chose His Instagram Name
Passive Aggressive Older Brother
[Takes A Deep Breath]
$4
5SOS Suck
Day 642
*Raises Glass*
Crowd Surfed
He Speakiths
Dear Homework
2008
Calum During Interviews
[Cleaning]
Getting New Glasses
24 Hours
5SOS In Preschool
A Turn For The Worse
They're Famous I Forgot
6 Year Old Daughter
MLA Format
A Single Penny
Too Overprotective
Free Him
5 Sauce Options
Okay Here We Go
Around Them Daily
*Me Running*
Incredible
Jack Barakat Loves 5SOS
Basically You Have To Be 5SOS
Hand Signal
Recite Shakespeare
Toned And Muscular
*War Flashbacks*
She Wants
Underrated 5SOS Things
Fluro Green Glasses
Sports Games
Apocalypse
Yeah
Big Baggy Jumper
Your Opinion
Treat Yourself
The B-Word
Passport Photos
Caprisun
4AM
Hygienically
Fly On The Wall
Going To Die
Hole In The Wall
Your Last Name
So Dumb
5SOS Car Ride
The Youngest
Cereal Aisle
Moral Of The Story
DS
Stoooop
See Each Other Naked
Certain Quality
That Standard
Fight Fight Fight
Best Friend Calum Hood
Aunty
Luke Isn't The Only One
Twirly Thing
Make Everything Alright
Life Insurance
2087
*Jumps Out Of Bed*
King Of The Kittens
A Novel By Me
Play The Piano
5SOS With Headphones
Ashton Is Amazing
Deepest Depth Of Hell
Normal Person Crush
Best Friend Michael Clifford
How Cool Is It
Summary Of Michael Clifford
Give And Get
Ellen
Spoiler Alert
Strongest Leg Game
Bloodstream
Covertly
Scrunches His Nose
Fluent
Bedtime Story
1000 Word
Legitimately
Grades So Low
Get Excited About Something
Tell The Pizza Guy
Quizzes In Magazines
How Tall Luke Is
Bruh
Warm All The Time
Lit Herself On Fire
Approximately
Stay In Australia
5SOS As Toddlers
Real Bands
Chocolate Milk In The Shower
Christian Band
Ultimate Dream
Favorite People Ever
Collection Of Sweaters
49284
Ever Understand
Lanky Noodle
Secret Tumblr Account
If 5SOS Went To Jail
Kicks Feet
My Interests
Black Tutu
Hot In Here
Goodbye

Heyyy

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Me: Lol you're not Luke Hemmings

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