You entered a chat with catboykozume
Damaged: MR MAN
Catboykozume: yes?
Damaged: SO UM IM 99% SURE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Catboykozume: huh
Damaged: YOUR NEKOMAS SETTER RIGHT?
Catboykozume: yes 👏
Damaged: YOO I LOVE YOU hinata says hi
Catboykozume: tell him I said hi back
Catboykozume: how did they know
Damaged: well, your name is kozume and you look like a cat kenma
Catboykozume: o that's probably a dead give away
Catboykozume: kuroo is making me practice
Damaged: IM KARASUNO'S NEWEST MANAGER AND IM GONNA BE AT THE TRAINING CAMP SO BE THERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damaged: and who's kuroo? My competition
Catboykozume: you're my only Minecraft girlfriend y/n <3
Catboykozume: I'll see you at the training camp
You entered the crows hoes chat
Damaged: GUYS I MADE SHRE JT WAS KENMA IM SO EXCITED
SALT: pay attention in class y/n
Damaged: oop sorry bae's making me log off
SALT: don't call me that
Damaged: ima call you that till you cash in your smooch
Daddy: okay are they dating or something I'm confused??
Mah: I asked and they were both like "EWWWW" so I don't think so
Daddy: she gets along way too well with tsukishima for them to NOT be you know
Jesus: yeah they need some holy matrony or something
SALT: you text in the gc like we can't see it it smth
Daddy made a gc titled "date already"
Daddy: it has everyone but y/n now omg if I have to listen to the both of you fight like an old married couple one more time I'm gonna loose my mind
BOOM: GASP are we setting y/n and shittyshima up? She deserves better
SALT: that was uncalled for
Catboykozume: wtf why am I in your gc
Daddy: sorry I must've added you by accident
BOOM: we're setting y/n and tsukishima up! Even though I think she's to pretty for him
Catboykozume: she is way out of your league.
SALT: you say that like I care
SALT: I don't like y/n she's awful and annoying
BigSTRONG: bud, I know wadda man in love looks like. And when you look at her. I see that man.
BigSTRONG: HE GOTTA CRUSHH
BOOM: HAHAHHA
SALT: no I don't
Milkman: who does tsukishima have a crush on?
SALT: nobody!
FLAP: I WANNA KNOW TOO
God herself: on y/n
SALT: No I dont.
Gucciman: yes you do
SALT: yamaguchi, shut up
Gucciman: she's his wallpaper on his phone
SALT: stfu
Catboykozume: lamp
Catboykozume: woops meant to say lmao
FLAP: pft LAMP
BOOM: LAMPPp
BigSTRONG:LAMPPPPOPP
Gucciman: they were also walking home and he let her wear his jacket because she was cold
SALT: she was wining and annoying and wouldn't leave me alone.
BigSTRONG: EXPLAIN THE WALLPAPER
SALT: ...
Mah: oml if you hurt her feelings
SALT: that's my whole brand
Daddy: just ask her out
SALT: well, I actually did
BigSTRONG: WHAT
SALT: but I said it in such a sarcastic voice she thought it was a joke and said "OkAY" and laughed so.
BOOM: big oof man feels bad
SALT: shut up.
BigSTRONG: you kinda did that to yourself if you'd stop being so sarcastic all the time she'd take you seriously
Milkman: LMAO IMAGINE
SALT: says mILk mAN
Daddy: you just have to let her know that you're serious
BigSTRONG: wait you could just cash in your prize for the hugging competition, just kiss her girls dig that
SALT: I don't think forcing a girl to kiss you is a good way to get her to like you Tanaka
BOOM: heart ❤️ been broke 💔 🤕 so many times ⏰ I don't know 🤷♀️ what to believe 🍃 🙏 yeah 👍 mama 🤰 says it's my 🧒 😫 fault 🥺 😢 my fault 😭 😔 I wear my heart 💝 on my sleeve 👕
SALT: would you guys quit it's not a big deal jeez 😒
Daddy: o yeah he's sad
SALT: IM NOT SAD
Mah: ask her out Oml
BOOM: yeah I'm like 50% sure she feels the same way
SALT: you're useless. I didn't even want your help and you manage to disappoint me
Catboykozume: if you hurt her. Ur dead.
Mah: yep I agree
SALT: wow, I feel so much better after hearing that from you, thanks 🙄
You have entered the crows hoes chat
Damaged: tsukishima I literally see you on your phone rn and you told me to pay attention
SALT: I'm not the one who's grades are dropping l/n
Damaged: touché
Damaged: but for all I know you don't want be to go to the training camp so you don't have to hang out with me
SALT: I wouldn't hang out with you anyway
Damaged: Damn so mean to me
Daddy: please pay attention in class we want you to come to the training camp
Prettysetterpresident: I'll send takeda on you y/n
Damaged: mr takeda loves me he would never
Coach man: pay attention in class l/n
Damaged: 😢 y'all are mean to me