Damaged: so like, you know dried fruit?
Daddy: go to sleep
Mah: oml not tonight it's 3AM
Damaged: you say that like you're also not up
Damaged: like we know about dried strawberries, but what about a whole ass dried watermelon.
SALT: go to sleep y/n we have an exam tomorrow
Damaged: make me beanpole I'm studying then I got distracted
SALT: go. To. Sleep.
Damaged: Make. Me.
BigSTRONG: the tension
BOOM: the sexual tension 😫✌️
Damaged: ew no y'all nasty
Damaged: but you can't make me go to sleep so I just won't loser
Damaged: mans does live right across from me but no balls
SALT: look outside
Damaged: BRO HES STANDING ON HIS LAWN SHOOTING ME THE MIDDLE FINGER BYE-
Damaged: but that's not gonna make me sleep bae
SALT: I told you not to call me bae that's weird and ew
Damaged: anyway I'm gonna cram before the tests and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Damaged: are you wearing Dino pajama pants that's adorable
SALT: stfu
Damaged: idk why the collage prep kids have to come in for exams sooo earrlllyyyyyy
Damaged: I'm gonna come into school with my jammies and blanket nobody can stop me
FLAP: dang she really said no ❤️
Damaged: EXACTLY
Daddy: I'm actually pretty sure people do that anyway
Damaged: BRUH REALLY
Daddy: yeah
Mah: yeah during exams last year I just walked in with my slippers
Damaged: tsukishima will you wear pajamas w/ me tomorrow
SALT: no
Damaged: I'll stay up all night if you don't
SALT: like I care
Damaged: if you didn't care you wouldn't be texting me rn 😊
SALT: Ihysm
Damaged: he loves me
BigSTRONG: you could say that again
SALT: oml is it really that important?
Damaged: yes 😘
SALT: fine
Damaged: YESS
Damaged: but I don't get this thing
SALT: oml is it math
Damaged: I don't wanna talk about it 😢
SALT: we have the English test tomorrow dummy
Damaged: so, you're telling me, I've been cramming for the wrong test 😑
SALT: oml
SALT: you need therapy
Damaged: BITCH IM AMERICAN I COULDVE GONE TO SLEEP HOURS AGO KILL ME 😭
Damaged: I KNOW ENGLISH IVE BEEN WORRED FOR NO REASON WTF
SALT: rip I guess
Daddy: oh no
Prettysetterpresident: y/n go to sleep
Damaged: okay 😢
Damaged: but im looonnnleeeyyyyy
BOOM: omg FACETIME ME ILL KEEP YOU COMPANY
Damaged: sorry noya you're not necessarily the most relaxing person you'll keep me awake
BOOM: well you're not wrong
SALT: just call me if it's that big of a deal 🙄
Damaged: tsukishima...?
SALT: what?
Damaged: youre my favorite
SALT: I'm your favorite what? You're being stupid
Damaged: youre my favorite in general 🤩
SALT: whatever looser
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