Damaged: guys my Minecraft boyfriend isn't responding who wants to play Minecraft w/ me
BigSTRONG: WHOS YOUR BOYFRIEND
damaged: ummm minecraft boyfriend*^ and idk his screen name is catboykozume
FLAP: KENMAAAA
Damaged: who's kenma
BOOM: he's on another team
Daddy: wait you just made a Minecraft boyfriend and had no idea who he was
Prettysetterpresident: hmmmm
Damaged: OMG UKAI LEAVE ME ALONE
Prettysetterpresident: UOUR UNCLE SAID TO NOT LET YOU DATE SO IM NOT LETTING YOU
damaged: WHAT HE SAID THAT
Damaged: quick I need a boyfriend to spite ukai
Damaged: tsukki I still owe you a smooch
SALT: no❤️
Damaged: ASAHI BE MY BOYFRIEND
Jesus: WHY ME?
Damaged: bc Ik you respect women
Jesus: sorry I'm a child of god 🙏
Damaged: UGHHHH SOMEONE TAKE ME SO I CAN IGNORE AUTHORITY
Prettysetterpresident: haha loser
Damaged: says the man who coaches the volleyball team at his old highschool, talk about not going places 💅
Prettysetterpresident: I'll call your uncle
Damaged: what's he going to do? Ground me? Mans in America.
Damaged: whoever becames my boyfriend for the day to spite my uncle gets snacks
BigSTRONG: OMG ME
BigSTRONG: sorry kiyoko, I love you, but snacks
BOOM: she's ignoring you
Damaged: okay tanaka's my boyfriend for the day he's allowed to call me babe
BigSTRONG: YOOO that's cool 😎
Damaged: I'm gonna call my uncle and tell him I gotta mans one sec
Damaged: he's yelling at me over Skype.
Damaged: oops
Damaged: he can in fact ground me
Damaged: sorry tanaka, we're going to have to break up
BigSTRONG: do I still get my snacks
Damaged: no
BigSTRONG: ok bye ✌️ 😔
Prettysetterpresident: what else are you willing to do just because someone told you not to
Damaged: probably arson
Prettysetterpresident: o.o
Damaged: it kissing tsuki I'm low key scared for what he's planning but he hasn't cashed in the smooch yet
BOOM: I still want a forehead kiss 😚
Damaged: COME HERE ILL GIVE YOU ONE
BOOM: WHERE?!
Damaged: you know the really good climbing tree in the courtyard, I'm sitting under that
Prettysetterpresident: why are you outside during break you should be studying because you failed your quiz yesterday
Damaged: I don't know if you noticed, but my self preservation meter is low because SOMEONE GROUNDED ME :-:
Damaged: time to give noya a forehead kiss because y'all mean
BOOM: I gotta forehead kiss 😍
Damaged: tsukki why did you put earbuds on my desk
SALT: don't call me that
SALT: you said your broke so like, your welcome hoe
Damaged: BRUH WHERE R U IM GIVING YOU A THANK YOU HUG
SALT: absolutely not
Damaged: guys where is he? Gotta snatch one of those award winning hugs
SALT: no.
BigSTRONG: he's hiding from you in the gym
SALT: I hate you tanaka
Damaged: I know you're in the storage room come outtttttttttttt
SALT: come and get me hoe
Damaged: I'm not an idiot I know not to follow strange men into dark secluded rooms looser
SALT: that's what I thought, leave me alone it's not a big deal
Damaged: guys he did a nice thing and doesn't even want a hug
Damaged: what a libra thing to do
SALT: how did you know I was a libra
Damaged: I know all of your guys' signs. Gotta make sure you're not gonna hurt my feeellinnggss
SALT: if I give you a hug will you stop chasing me around?
Damaged: yes
Damaged: I ACQUIRED THE FAMOUS TSUKISHIMA HUG AGAIN
SALT: she ran away laughing like a gremblin
SALT: why do I attract the most annoying people
Damaged: guys if you are in your feels, a hug from that man will fix you
Damaged: my trauma just gone
Damaged: serotonin ^^^ Wen up
Teacher man: GUYYS
Damaged: it's my favorite teacher
Damaged: hi
Teacher man: hi l/n
Teacher: WE WERE INVITED TO A TRAINING CAMP FOR THE SUMMER
FLAP: YOOO
Milkman: YAY
Teacher man: but you need to pass your exams
BigSTRONG: oh no
FLAP: see you next year 👀 or not 👄
Milkman: NOOOOO
Damaged: wait do I have to pass them to go and help :-:
Teacher man: yes
Damaged: TSUKISHIMA! HELP ME
SALT: no you just made me hug you
Damaged: YEAH BECAUSE I WANTED TI THANK YOU FOR THE EARBUDS (thanks love u) BUT IM GONNA FAIL AND NOT BE ABLE TO GO TO THE TRAINING CAMO WITH EVRRYONERJBRJRNR
Damaged: is kenma gonna be there
FLAP: yes
Damaged: MY MINECRAFT BOYFRIEND IS GONNA BE THERE AND I WONT BE ABLEEE TOOO SEE HOMMMM
SALT: will you stop wining if I help you study after school
Damaged: YESYEGSYYEYSS I WONT BOTHER YOU ANYMORE I SWEAR
FLAP: HELP US TOO
Milkman: PLEASE TSUKISHIMA
SALT: there's no way I'm dealing with all three of you idiots at the same time
Damaged: WE HAVE THE SAME FREE PERIOD
SALT: how are we even in the same class this is collage prep
Damaged: IDK HELOEBDJEN
SALT: fine I'll help you during free period
Damaged: OFMHE DHDBTHANK YOU SO MUCH ILL BUY YOU DINOSAUR ANIMAL CRACKERS
SALT: sure whatever
Milkman: WHAT ABOUT ME AND HINATA?!
FLAP: YEAHH
SALT: I'll help you after school I guess 🙄
Milkman: WDYM I GUESS
SALT: do you want my help or not?
Milkman: ... yes
FLAP: yes please..
SALT: well your welcome 😒
Milkman: thanks tsukishima
FLAP: thank youuuuu 👍
Damaged: there's gonna be a lot of cute volleyball boys there hm?
BigSTRONG: they'll be a lot of dudes there for sure why
Damaged: oh nothing I'm just bound to cAtCH fEElInGS
SALT: sucks to suck I guess
Damaged: OKAY WOW