JasonTODD: Okay who the hell is making that noise?
BarbaraG: Yeah I'm hearing it.
Damian.Wayne: I can't sleep. If I don't sleep I'm going to stab someone. And if I stab someone you guys will be MAD at me.
JasonTODD: OF COURSE WE WOULD BE MAD AT YOU.
Damian.Wayne: See? And I don't understand why. I haven't slept in awhile.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Don't worry I have packs of Coffee and Monster drinks. Just in case if coffee runs out I sadly have to use those stupid back up.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Damian it looks like you're going be like me.
Damian.Wayne: Someone quickly punch me so I can pass out and sleep before I become like this person who's saying I would be him.
JasonTODD: CASS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
Cassandra: fine
Cassandra: time for night night
Damian.Wayne: QUICKLY CASS HURRY.
DickGrayson: WHY?
DickGrayson: NO WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO COME AND STOP THIS?
JasonTODD: Well that's because you're Dick. So if you are you then yes.
DickGrayson: Jason you're older than everyone in this room besides me can't you just HELP me?
JasonTODD: But like I don't wanna become boring like you.
DickGrayson: Jason I'm going to put you to work.
JasonTODD: What? I don't have a job besides being red hood. Wait. Are you going make me work at a donut shop?
DickGrayson: Listen everyone Vicki is ONTO us.
Damian.Wayne: Not my problem. I'm just a child who is supposedly going to become a playboy like my father just because of some stupid article that predicts things.
BarbaraG: Well? Is it true?
Damian.Wayne: NO GORDON.
DickGrayson: Damian I think I need to put you in a cookie scout for now.
Damian.Wayne: Yeah no. I'll just go find a model who says yes to my dinner date and then becomes my relationship status until we break up over something so stupid. Then it's time for repeat because I'm lonely like my father.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wow Barbara. The news articles was right. THEY PREDICT IT OMG.
BarbaraG: Huh. Well that just happened.
Damian.Wayne: There's no way I'm working to be a cookie scout. I'm sorry but no way.
JasonTODD: Damian you do realize there's other options right?
DickGrayson: Yes. IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION.
Damian.Wayne: Oh.
Damian.Wayne: I mean that's plan B. I didn't SAY I was. Or WANNA. I just did this to not be a Cookie scout.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wow you really are missing out. Being a cookie scout is FUN. What's wrong with all of you.
JasonTODD: Yeah no Timmy. I don't know about you guys but I'm running for president.
DickGrayson: Great for games everyone. But seriously let's think.
JasonTODD: Oh Dick. You think I'm JOKING? I'm definitely going to RUN that election.
JasonTODD: 2021 Jason freaking Todd.
Damian.Wayne: I might as well vote for Todd.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: This isn't Damian isn't it?
Damian.Wayne: You idiots don't give Todd a chance to take over the United States and make it BETTER.
Stephanie1: I feel like Jason would make guns easier to grab.
JasonTODD: No. I'm actually going give more funding to police, make some usual changes to stop criminals, then make guns more stricter so no robberies would happen usually in alley ways of Gotham, and make damn sure Gotham has BETTER security to stop criminals breaking out of that place all the time, make sure the poor get proper education and homes so that kids like me won't have to grow up so dark and horrible, I will also want to give kids better proper new homes while also trying to stop threats from the world trying to destroy earth.
DickGrayson: Wow... I mean wow Jason I didn't... WOW.
Damian.Wayne: Idiots. I always know I vote the right things.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Huh. Okay you have my vote dude.
JasonTODD: After me seeing a old lady who is a school teacher before and was capable of teaching kids how to rob places I realize something.
JasonTODD: DONT GIVE GRANNIES GUNS.
BarbaraG: Okay. I like this.
JasonTODD: After that I'm going to make sure Damian runs for mayor.
DickGrayson: WHAT???
Damian.Wayne: Knowing that I'll get easy access and getting permission granted from Jason Todd I'll be able to make Gotham safe. Very safe.
Damian.Wayne: If my father can't run for mayor then I might as well do something useful that my mother told me "do something good in your little life" so I might as well TAKE MAYOR.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Woah.
Stephanie1: Did you guys like have this planned TOGETHER?
JasonTODD: Yes. In fact we did. And we both AGREED.
Damian.Wayne: I have realized that being a Wayne is BORING. So if a Wayne made history of being a mayor that might as well make it better of Wayne being good. I mean look how much we can HELP.
DickGrayson: This actually isn't bad. Wait are you two serious?
JasonTODD: Yeah. I'm still thinking of it.
Damian.Wayne: Todd remember to promote Richard to the police force.
JasonTODD: GOOD IDEA. And then Stephanie will be my assistant.
Stephanie1: What? That sounds all too scary and actually complicated.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Holy crap I never think Stephanie would be assistant to Jason Todd as president.
BarbaraG: JASON IT TAKES YEARS TO BECOME ONE.
JasonTODD: Seriously? Okay fine I'll work at a coffee shop and THEN I become president. I'm still young anyways.
Damian.Wayne: Might as well become a scout.
Damian.Wayne: Can't we just get rid of Vicki?
DickGrayson: People will get more suspicious that she disappears AFTER accusing us we are secretly Batgirl, Robin, or Batman. And Red Hood. Anything that relates to Batman.
JasonTODD: Pay her ten million dollars.
DickGrayson: Vicki isn't corrupted shes honest to the public. Why you think everyone believes her and likes her?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Let her become batgirl or something.
DickGrayson: WE CAN'T.
JasonTODD: It seems I'll be going to coffee shop to be hired.
Damian.Wayne: I'll just be a mascot, dance around, and point to the coffee shop.
DickGrayson: Guys let's be real. I SAW RECENT ARTICLES SHE MADE.
BarbaraG: Dick you do realize that she KNOWS who we are.
DickGrayson: Yes but she doesn't have any evidence to back that up. Which she will try to get.
JasonTODD: I should tweet that Vicki is the one who probably is working along a evil corporation and just wants to hate on Bruce Wayne and all his innocent children that aren't part of some clan.
DickGrayson: Clan? You sure?
Damian.Wayne: There's literally too many of us. It's becoming some gang group of children becoming robins or batgirls and then they get a promotion to be something else once you grow up because father KICKS them and gets a new random child.
DukeThomas: You are the child youngest. For now.
Damian.Wayne: Might as well use Red Bird. Better than Red Robin and Red Hood.
Stephanie1: Why do you guys even have first names of Red?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I really don't know. But I know Red Robin is good.
Stephanie1: You copied from a restaurant.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Me? No way. I copied Jason's name.
JasonTODD: Uh huh.
DickGrayson: Good. But VICKI KNOWS YOU ARE RED BIRD.
Damian.Wayne: HOW? I only became red bird less than two days. What she doing? Stalking a child?
DukeThomas: I mean if it means for her to get that far I guess so?
DickGrayson: All I'm saying is we need a distraction. Something that'll make her believe for now we aren't what we are.
BarbaraG: Didn't you agree that she KNOWS?
DickGrayson: She does but she's not herself sure. It's pretty like a 50/50 but she doesn't like being wrong if that makes sense.
DukeThomas: You said jobs. For the day that will get her to think we are busy all the time to the point not be able to change?
Damian.Wayne: So you want me to go out and become a mascot? Or maybe become like Zatanna and be working a job of being magic for kids?
Damian.Wayne: You know what? I'll be like Zatanna. My life is complete for the next years.
JasonTODD: I'll just work at a coffee shop I guess.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: But Damian I thought you were going to be a mascot?
Damian.Wayne: What are we doing anymore?
Cassandra: I be mascot
BarbaraG: This all sounds good but are these like showing to the public we have lives?
DickGrayson: Okay you know what? Bruce wouldn't mind if I took some ten million dollars.
Damian.Wayne: WHY ARE YOU ROBBING MY FATHER?
BarbaraG: HES A BILLIONAIRE DAMIAN.
JasonTODD: I thought we all know that Vicki isn't corrupted. And if you give her money then THAT confirms her suspicious. She probably would take it and then try a way to expose us.
DickGrayson: I can't think.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Dude just make fake tears and tell her, "I'm tired of being accused something I'm not but I'll give you ten million dollars just to leave me alone and I'm totally not Nightwing."
Damian.Wayne: Wow. You guys suck at this. She's not DUMB.
Damian.Wayne: RICHARD WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HER THAT MUCH THAT WOULD JUST GET HER TO CONFIRMED.
Stephanie1: Why can't we just get someone to wear our suits and pay them a lot money and they come save all of us? That would just get her and the public to know that we all are just us. Not hero's.
BarbaraG: They can't really fight.
Stephanie1: Just take them to martial arts class and bam.
JasonTODD: What if they become villains?
Stephanie1: Then we will just take them down?
Damian.Wayne: What if they're better than us and we actually lose?
Stephanie1: Oh my God. WHERE IS THE CONFIDENCE IN ALL OF YOU??
JasonTODD: Just saying. Someone upgrade the security guys.
Damian.Wayne: Thats it. I will not admit defeat behind these clowns. I must double my time in sparring everyone here and must prepare for the worst. I WILL NOT LOSE.
Cassandra: meh
BarbaraG: Right. If Cass knows something then she is right.
Cassandra: yes
DickGrayson: I NEED A PLAN. What are distractions? Oh God Vicki knows. NOOOOO.
Damian.Wayne: Thats it. I'm going plan F.
DukeThomas: PLAN F?? HOW MANY PLANS DO YOU HAVE??
Damian.Wayne: A lot.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You are interesting. I just want to do this cookie thing.
Stephanie1: Oh come on I like the part where WE HIRE.
Damian.Wayne: Brown they will know it's us. Who knows if they expose?
Stephanie1: I'm saying we get people who KNOWS us. Get Conner and the justice league. ANY.
DickGrayson: Oh that's true. Very true.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: NO COOKIE SCOUT? DAMN IT.
Damian.Wayne: I got twenty plans but this one can work.
BarbaraG: Wow how come we didn't think about that.
DukeThomas: I thought we just need jobs that make us stand out.
JasonTODD: No coffee shops?
DickGrayson: So I can't give ten million dollars?
Damian.Wayne: If I was Vicki I would KEEP it and expose you.
DickGrayson: Okay fine. No money.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I never thought this would be this annoying.
DukeThomas: It's Gotham. Everybody is on us.
Damian.Wayne: They should be glad WE HELP THEM.
JasonTODD: Hell even joker knows who we are.
Stephanie1: Doesn't every villain know who we are?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: We really suck at this hiding thing huh.
Damian.Wayne: Superman and Kent are good at hiding at this.
DickGrayson: Thats because it's just two people.
JasonTODD: Don't make a silly excuse. Just admit that we suck at identifies.
Damian.Wayne: I can't rest peacefully without someone thinking I'm Robin.
Damian.Wayne: Wait no I'm actually fourth Robin. Correct yourself next time.
Stephanie1: You want others to just say, "Oh look it's the fourth Robin. Not just Robin. It's just fourth Robin."
Damian.Wayne: Never mind. I want to be first Robin.
JasonTODD: Unlike you people I wear a helmet. You guys just wear MASKS. Stephanie wears hood and a mask that covers everything. EVEN CASS. AND DUKE COVERS IT.
DukeThomas: Thanks dude.
JasonTODD: The hair. Face. Cheeks. EVERYTHING.
Damian.Wayne: Masks cover our eyes and near it. Eye color matter because that way you can recognize them easier. Eyes matter.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Fine. I'll wear a wig. No one can tell.
Stephanie1: Upgrade it.
DickGrayson: I agree with Damian. No one can notice us unless they see our eyes.
Damian.Wayne: Yeah it's really easy. Come on.
JasonTODD: I'm just saying. Bruce has his whole face covered expect his chin. I think he's just asking for us to get expose.
DukeThomas: I'm really not surprised if Vicki knows it's us.
Damian.Wayne: Wait a minute. Todd don't you wear a mask? UNDER YOUR HELMET?
Stephanie1: Why Jason?
JasonTODD: What? So if someone comes to kidnap me and take off my helmet I'm prepared. You all should write notes.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Even if someone helps us cover, Vicki is not easy to convinced. Soon she'll be on us AGAIN.
Damian.Wayne: I'm too young to stress about this. Brown this one is on you.
Stephanie1: WHY ME???
Damian.Wayne: Why not.
JasonTODD: Hmm. You all are making this hard.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Well I'm trying to get a WIG.
Damian.Wayne: Oh God what are we going to do?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Perish.
Damian.Wayne: Shut up Timothy and help me what shop I should work at.
DukeThomas: Work at Walmart.
Damian.Wayne: WHY?
DickGrayson: I'll just get Superman. I'll ask him if he can help us with confusing Vicki?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm getting wigs.
BarbaraG: Tim just get a helmet?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Then I'm completely copying Jason and that's not COOL.
JasonTODD: Thank you.
Damian.Wayne: Fine by him.