Heather Chandler - What are you working on?
Janis - Not throwing you out of a window.
Heather Chandler - How's that going for you?
Janis - Not good.
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Grover - Just be yourself! Say something nice.
Kevin Price - Which one? I can't do both.
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Arnold Cunningham - Remember that one time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Nabalungi - No, I said "Arnold, don't like the swing set," and you said "Don't tell me what to do, Nintendo 64," and then you licked the swing set.
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Connor - There's only one thing worse than dying.
Connor - *Removes paper to reveal 'Evan Dying'*
JD - *gasps*
JD - Evan
Connor - NO—
•••
Annabeth - That's it. You're grounded. No TV.
Chloe - TV's broken.
Annabeth - Oh...uh...no computer.
Chloe - I need my computer to do school.
(Damn quarantine and remote learning)
Annabeth - *pauses* ...NO BROOKE.
Brooke - NO BROOKE!?
Annabeth - NO BROOKE!!!
•••
Conner McKinley - You're jealous.
Kevin Price - No I'm not.
Conner McKinley - Can I have a kiss?
Kevin Price - I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE CHRIS WILL KISS YOU—
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Janis - I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Jared - Knife monopoly.
Janis - ...
Janis - Okay, I was going to say hunting you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.
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JD - *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?
Police officer - Get the FUCK out of my car.