Nuru: Ya know Hugo, I have found that you tend to underestimate me.
Hugo (in an innocent voice): Whaaaat? Now what gave you that idea, princess?
Nuru: Well, there's the fact that you keep berating me, you keep me from doing anything that's actually important, and- YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING ANYMORE!
Hugo: Hmm? Of course I am. Also I do most of those things based on a fact about you dear.
Nuru (aggravated): And what, may I ask, is that?
Hugo: You were raised a palace brat and really don't know how to do any hard work.
Nuru: EXCUSE ME?!
Varian and Yong in the corner: Uh oh. This can't be good.
Hugo: Well maybe the brat part was a bit much, but the rest still stands. Why, I bet I can beat you at anything.
Nuru: PUH-LEASE! I bet anything you can do, I. Can. Do. BETTER.
Hugo: Ha!
Nuru: I can do anything better than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can Yes, I can
Yong: Should we stop them?
Varian: I'm thinking about it.
Hugo: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am Yes, I am
Hugo: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
Nuru: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
Hugo: I can live on bread and cheese~
Nuru: And only on that?
Hugo: Yep
Nuru (smirks): So can a rat
Varian and Yong: OOOOOOH
Hugo: Anything you can sing I can sing higher
Nuru: I can sing anything higher than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you caaaaan't!
Nuru: Yes, I CAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Yong: Man, that is high!
Hugo: Grr. Ok point for you. How do you sing so high?
Nuru: Well I'm a girl.
Hugo: That's not what I heard.
Nuru: Excuse me, sir! I am a lady! Thank you very much.
Hugo: Agree to disagree Twinkles
Nuru: UGH can't argue with this guy.
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say softer
Nuru: I can say anything softer than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can YES, I CAN
Hugo: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
Nuru: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
Yong (whispers): What's liquor?
Varian (nervously): Uuuuummmmm... we'll talk about it later
Hugo: I can open any safe~
Nuru: Without being caught?
Hugo: You bet.
Nuru: That's what I thought you crook!
Hugo: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
Nuru: I can hold any note longer than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu----
Yong: Varian?
Varian: I'm getting concerned. They're going forever.
Nuru: YES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAN~
All the boys: YES YOU CAAAN
Varian: Dang Nuru! You ok?
Nuru: Yeah
Hugo: Where on the great earth do you keep all that air!?
Nuru: You have your secrets I have mine
Hugo: Grr. Ok well played.
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say faster
Nuru: I can say anything faster than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No you can't
Nuru: Yes I can
Hugo: Noyou can't
Nuru: YesI can
Hugo: Noyoucan't
Nuru: YesIcan
Hugo: NO. I can jump a hurdle
Nuru: I can wear a girdle
(Varian blushes at the thought of Nuru wearing a girdle, but quickly brushes the thought away)
Hugo: I can knit a sweater
Nuru: I can fill it better
Hugo: I can do most anything
Nuru: Can you bake a pie?
Hugo: No :(
Nuru: Neither can I :/
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say sweeter
Nuru: I can say anything sweeter than you
Hugo: No~ you~ caaan't
Nuru: Yes, I ca~a~a~a~a~a~an
Hugo: No, you caaaan't
Nuru: Yes, I caaan
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No you can't
Nuru: Oh yes I caaan
Hugo: No you can't, can't, can't
Nuru: Yes I can, can, can
Hugo & Nuru: NO/YES. YOU/I. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T/CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Varian (claps): Well, that was really cool, not gonna lie, but back to the problem at hand... Who's gonna start the fire for the food, and who's gonna put out the fire in the tents?
Hugo & Nuru: AAAH! WE'LL DO IT! HURRY!