Aries: "We're both Aries. Therefore..WE ARE THE BEST"
Taurus: "Listen, we're fucking besties but you're not allowed to take my title as the wrathful sign"
Gemini: "You is bitchy but I guess its whatevah"
Cancer: "...I don't know who you are but you kinda cool-?"
Leo: "hEy...you're really nice....wanna go out later or-?"
Virgo: 'Virgos are cool as fuck. That's all."
Libra: "Lib..ra..soo, are they smart as in libRary or-?"
Scorpio: "Are you a scorpion? If so, don't you dare sting me-"
Sagittarius: "Why do you always have best style? i-"
Capricorn: "You're basically an aquaintance of mine and that's it."
Aquarius: "You are a witch. That's all."
Pisces: "You give off way too much crackhead energy"