I have no regrets for that.
(???) Wakey Wakey
My eyes opened to see A fucking Nine Tailed Cat standing right above me.
(???) Well hello sleepy head.
I quickly scooted away from her.
(???): What's wrong
The nine tailed cat asked.
"Where am I and who are you
(???) I'm Ahri and you're in Ionia.
"Oh , thank you Miss Ahri for the information". I quietly sulked to myself.
The many white tails behind her began to circle around me
"Do you have a name".
"Oh sorry , my name is (Y/N)".
Ahri smiled "Cute name , for a person like you , it fits you.
"Now tell me , why did you jump off the cliff" ? Ahri asked.
"I was getting chased by a ninja with a big sickle and a knife".
Ahri's left ear cocked to the right.
"A ninja with sickle and a knife".
I nodded "Yea it was her and a woman with flying machetes".
Ahri was thinking about who these people that I was talking about.
"Oh , I know who you're talking about , your talking about Akali and Irelia , Akali is the ninja and Irelia is the girl with the floating machetes".
Ahri grabs my hand stands up and begin walking down a path.
"Where are you taking me"? I asked
"Don't worry , I just wanna show you something".
She led me into a cottage.
"This is my home".
I raised an eyebrow "Uh-huh you're not going to kill me are you".
Ahri's ears twitched "If I really wanted you dead would have left you unconscious body in the river"
"Well you're not wrong".
She opens the door and lets me in.
"So tell me , how did you end up here" Ahri asked.
"Well , my island got invaded by Noxians".
Ahri ears went down.
"So your home wasn't the only one".
"Yea".
Ahri faces me again.
"Noxians have been taking over land that they seem suitable for them". Ahri says.
"That's messed up".
Ahri nods " Very messed up , the people here have split beliefs on letting the nature here take care of them or doing something about it".
"So that's why everyone on the mainland was fighting them". My eyes looked downward.
"(Y/N) can you face me"
I looked at me up and down.
"Why does your soul looks like Black Diamond".
I jerked my head up in confusion.
"Now it's changing into a Gray Agate , can you make gemstones".
"No , not that know of" I answered
"I want you to do something for me".
I nodded. "Sure".
"In want you to close your eyes and focus on you spiritual side".
I do what she says and close my eyes , but the spiritual side yea that was going to be difficult.
It was nothing but black.
(???): (Y/N)
I turned around rapidly looking for the voice.
(???): In front of you , silly.
I looked forward to see a orb right in front of me.
A small light started to grow brighter
"Is that you Ahri , you're a-".
Ahri interrupted me "Yes , I'm a nine-tailed fox , I thought it was obvious".
I chuckled nervously "To be honest , I thought that you were a cat with nine tail".
Ahri made a weirded out face in her fox form "Now , what in the world made you think like that.
"I'm retarded , there's no way to put it".
"Yea...you're kinda right".
Then something clicked "Wait a minute , how are you even ta-"
"Telepathically".
"I'm I dea-"
"You are in a death like sleep right now but I can return your soul back to your body" Ahri reassured as she started to walk off.
I follow after her but the first step I took it felt like I had rocks on my feet.
I looked down at my feet to see shards of gemstones around my feet.
"Why is there Jade wrapping around my feet"
Every step I took had bits of jade surround a small area around my feet.
"Come on hurry up".
"I'm trying but it's hard when you have jade poping out everytime you take a step".
I walked along side the nine tailed fox to see what she talking about.
It started to get brighter and brighter every step I took.
Once over the horizon I saw a forest covered in cherry blossoms.
"This place is beautiful". I whispered
Pretty isn't it , your in the spirit realm". Ahri said.
"I don't even have the words".
I looked around at the scenery before me
Then something white floating up to me
"What is this".
Ahri looked over at me "A soul".
I touched it and it turned into a crystal ball but it was lightweight , floaty and shiny
"This on that mystic shit right here". I tossed the crystal orb around a bit hand to hand.
Ahri popped out of her fox form into a more a humanized look.
"Wow" Ahri was starry eyed.
"I don't know what I'm doing". I bounce the orb around on the ground once.
After that happened shards of clear crystals were slowly growing up out of the ground.
"Whoa". I looked at the clear crystals.
"(Y/N)".
My head perked up at Ahri.
"Yea".
"We better get out of here"
"Why , something wrong".
She nods " I felt the presence of a certain someone looking forward to stabbing your head in".
My eyes widened "Is it the Bogeyman , is he coming ear my brains".
"Someone that's real".
"Noodle-Head".
"Exactly".
"Then get me the fuck outta here so I can get the hell away from her".
Ahri flicks me on the head and I black out.
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I wake up on the wooden floor in Ahri's cottage.
"Are you Ok". Ahri looks at me from above.
"Yea ye-".
I looked beside myself to see the same orb when I was in the spirit realm
"It's still here odd".
(???) That girl gotta be around here somewhere but Ahri probably gotten a hold on her.
That was Noodle-Head not to far
I quickly picked myself off the floor.
"This is my que to hightail it outta here thank you for everything Ahri".
I quickly run to the back of the cottage and jumped out the window.
But oh the irony
"HEY"!!!
I slowly turned to see Noodle-head pissed off more than usual.
"I'm fucked".