HOSPITAL
Hospital
Goodmorning, Y/n!
This is an automated text message.
Xxx-Hospital Would like to congratulate you, there's a baby on the way!
Come back every two months for a checkup.
See you soon!
WHAT
THE FUCK
DID YOU JUST
SAY
THERES SHIT GROWING IN MY STOMACH
FUCK YOU
I HATE YOU
WHY ARE YOU LYING
I HOPE YOU DIE
THIS HOSPITAL BETTER BURN DOWN
IM SEVENTEEN
HELLO??
RESPOND BITCH
FUCKING ROBOT HEAD ASS
THIS IS WHY I LIKE SIRI BETTER
ARE YOU THERE?
HELLO???!!!!
I'M CALLING THE COPS.
KENMA
I LOSE MY PATIENCE EVERY DAY
FUCK YOU
ITS THE WEAK PULLOUT GAME FOR ME
Kenma
WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING
LORD HAVE MERCY I HATE MEN🙏🙏
you better be praying for your precious hair rn 👀
Kenma
NO FUCK YOU NOT MY HAIR
YEAH FUCK UR HAIR
Kenma
WAIT WHAT
NO WAIT
WAIT WHAT TF
NO
WAIT
WHAT
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
I AM NO LONGER LOOKING ➖👄➖
this is your fault
Kenma
H O W ?????!:&;&/&/&/&
IDK IT JUST IS
UR A MAN SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY TAKE THE BLAME
IT CANCELS OUT
Kenma
fair enough
CAN WE KILL IT😭
YES
WE CAN
PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Kenma
I'M NOT PUSHING YOU DOWN THE STAIRS
UR GONNA BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR DIFFERENT REASONS
WHAT
PUSH ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Kenma
I AM NOT PUSHING YOU DOWN THE STAIRS STOP
maybe if you insert your dick into me it'll impale the thing and it'll die
Kenma
ARE YOU DUMB
ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB
YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU TRY
Kenma
WE WILL NOT BE DOING THIS
this is why we take birth control🥰☺️
this is why we don't fuck in cars and not use a condom but nooooo men can't control themselves because they're men and they're stupid
Kenma
THIS IS OUR FAULT
KENMA
IM NOT
ARGUING
WITH
YOU
ANYMORE
IM
TELLING
KUROO
Kenma
WHY WOULD YOU TELL KUROO-?
UM
SO HE CAN BEAT YOU UP
Kenma
WHY DONT YOU BEAT ME UP
lowkey into that
bc i cant hurt the thing inside me🥺
Kenma
BUT-?????
BUT NOTHING
i'm gonna name it heaven bc that's where it's going
Kenma
WHAT
NO BYEEYEHDHS
Kenma Is Offline !
HOSPITAL
Hospital
it is in our deepest regrets that we come here to apologize to you, Ms.Y/n.
Unfortunately, we got the tests mixed up, meaning the positive text belonged to someone else.
There's always next time!
OH MY FUCKING SHIT
I'M CRYING RN
TEARS OF JOY
I LOVE YOU
Hospital
i ain't forget 🗣
WHAT
Hospital
The recipient you are texting is unavailable!
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imagine thinking i was gonna put in a random pregnancy , that's mad weird💀
i went out w this person today and we got yakisoba and he fed me with chopsticks which means he kissed me😫🙏🏽 and they say romance is dead 🙄🙄
Also, to all the Nadia haters, pls go somewhere with yourself.
If they hurt your fragile fucking ego so much stop reading - they're not stealing anyone from you, you're here for KENMA no one else, it's sad that you're hating on a character for no reason, what tf you want them to do? apologize?