CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT

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┌───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┐
MESSAGES
└───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┘

╭─────────────────
╰──➤      SEX APPEAL

KANG AERA:
sex appeal by sexy sushi
is a bop

KANG AERA:
i wanna have sex with a
police woman too 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

MOON NARI:
hell no fuck the police

MARK LEE:
coming straight from the
underground

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
guys i think i have a spit
kink

KANG AERA:
what

JUNG JAEHYUN:
ew

TEN:
im a proud kink shamer

MOON NARI:
@ utah  me too
pls spit in my mouth

LEE DONGHYUCK:
wtf

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
i only spit in sichengs mouth
sorry

DONG SICHENG:
no thanks im good 😁

WONG LUCAS:
nah fuck yuta lemme spit
in ur mouth @ nari

MOON NARI:
hot <3

LEE DONGHYUCK:
u guys are actually like so
gross 🥱

DONG SICHENG:
shut up u lit rally
have a piss kink

LEE DONGHYUCK:
NO I DONT

MOON NARI:
ew piss kinks r weird

KANG AERA:
i have a mommy kink thanks
to my mommy issues 💯💯

KANG AERA:


LEE DONGHYUCK:
wtf i have mad daddy issues
but i would never get turned
on by calling my bf daddy
while having sex

KANG AERA:
shut the fuck up hyuck no
one askef

LEE DONGHYUCK:


JUNG JAEHYUN:
remove the sexy and ur
good 🥱

MOON NARI:
guys my boobs hurt so
bad. 😰😰💔

KANG AERA:
me too babe im so frustrated
cause my boobs usually hurt
before i get my period so im
so confused cause i dont know
if its just my piercings or if im
about to bleed from my vagina
for a week and have all those
testosterones released or
whatever idk science 💔💯✌️😰
🙏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😕🥱🤨😟😐😬😢😭🤚

MARK LEE:
wait wym testosterones girls
dont have that wtf

MOON NARI:
markl babe my soulhoe my
wii sports champion pls stop
talking,

KANG AERA:
mark ur literally so dumv

KANG AERA:
see this is why i hate men
cause they be like omg ew
are u on ur period girls are
so emotional like BITCH
WERE LITERALLY ACTING
LIKE YALL DO EVERYDAY
SO WHOS REALLY THE
EMOTIONAL ONE 🤨🤨

WONG LUCAS:
did u guys know that
rasputins dick was 11
inches while soft and 13
when hard

WONG LUCAS:
they even preserved it
in a jar

LEE DONGHYUCK:
EW

JUNG JAEHYUN:
what the actual fuck

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
wtf why did they pickle
it thats so gross 🤢

MOON NARI:
ra. ra rasputin

KANG AERA:
he was big wnd strong
in his eyes a flaming glow

MOON NARI:
that one shirtless dude with
the fur coat and the fur hat
and the long hair and the
pitbull who made a tiktok
with the rasputin sound
is honestly my type

MOON NARI:
i could suck man tiddies
all day idc 😪

MARK LEE:
pitbull is sos exy

MARK LEE:


LEE DONGHYCUK:
pitbull is daddy asf

MOON NARI:
vin diesel is sexier

KANG AERA:


KANG AERA:
sexy

WONG LUCAS:
back to rasputin

WONG LUCAS:
apparently his daughter was
the one who confirmed that
his gigantic monster cock was
13 inches in the air

MOON NARI:
HIS DAUGHTER????

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
⚠️ AYO ⚠️

DONG SICHENG:
WTF

JUNG JAEHYUN:
did i see that shit right

TEN:
goodbye

LEE DONGHYUCK:
lgbtq community

KANG AERA:
gtfo w ur lame ass tiktok
humor

MARK LEE:
lmao tukrok is cribye

MOON NARI:
huh

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
what

LEE DONGHYUCK:
fuck u guys in the ass 🥱

LEE DONGHYUCK:
btw my mom wants to meet
u because doyoung couldnt
keep his mouth shut

MARK LEE:
hyucks mom is a milf 💯

MOON NARI:
omg really i love milfs

KANG AERA:
i thank my lord everyday
for creating 'heterosexual'
milfs stuck in shitty marriages
w ugly men who then divorce
them just to spend the rest of
their lives w me

KANG AERA:
u will never need another
lover cause u a milf and
ima mf

WONG LUCAS:
amen

MOON NARI:
preach sister

LEE DONGHYUCK:
my mom is not a milf wtf

KIM DOYOUNG:
hyucks mom is so much
better than him her only
flaw is that she raised him
and he ended up like this
but i like to blame that on
his dad

KANG AERA:
i wanna meet hyucks mom
💔👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

MOON NARI:
omg guys what if we invite
her to my bar when tyong
and his band r gonna play

JUNG JAEHYUN:
yes 🙏




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