Natsuo: Eyyy I want a chapter
Touya: YOU BROKE THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL
Touya: AND ON THE FIRST FUCKING LINE
Touya: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
Shouto: ...the fourth wall?
Keigo: I too would like to know what the fourth wall is
Touya: Guys, in case you haven't noticed, but this is a strange ass fanfiction
Shouto: ...what the hell is fanfiction
Touya: The boy is innocent
Shouto: Wait I'm serious, what is it?
Natsuo: Well
Touya: NO ONE TELL HIM
Touya: He shall not know
Shouto: ???
Touya: You haven't gotten to the dark side yet
Touya: Stay put
Shouto: What? You know what, I'm looking it up
Touya: NO, FUYUMI TAKE HIS PHONE
Fuyumi: Uh... I took it
Natsuo: ...Why is Shouto screaming so loud
Fuyumi: Oh god, Natsuo please take his phone from me, I don't want to deal with this
Natsuo: BUT THEN HE'LL SCREAM AT ME
Fuyumi: Not the screaming, I could care less about that... my eardrums are already broken from certain people... not mentioning names...
Touya: Enji
Natsuo: The old man
Keigo: Endeavor
Fuyumi: ...yeah
Fuyumi: Anyway, the messages?? What the hell??
Natsuo: From who?
Fuyumi: ...well it looks like it's from his boyfriend...
Touya: Say no more
Touya: KEIGO
Keigo: Yes?
Touya: Get in loser, we're going broccoli hunting
Touya:
Keigo: I'm coming :D
Keigo: Wait a second, was that a Mean Girls reference?
Touya: NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, GET IN THE CAR
Keigo: OKAY :D
Keigo: Wait... you don't have a car
Touya: ...
Touya: THEN FLY ME TO THE MOON
Keigo: Why would I do that? Wouldn't we both die?
Touya: Why the hell does no one ever understand my Neon Genesis Evangelion references?
Natsuo: oLd
Touya: FUCK OFF
Touya: I'm going to start making Jojo references from now on, maybe then everyone will understand
Natsuo: THERE'S NO TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Touya: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Fuyumi: I bet neither of you even watch that
Touya: Nope
Touya: But a little birdie told me that anything can be a Jojo's reference
Keigo: When did I say that?
Touya: ...you're lucky that I'm in love with you
Touya: buT seriously, KEIGO FUCKING FLY ME OVER RIGHT NOW
Keigo: My wings are tired 😩
Touya: you fucking WHAT
Touya: You know what, this is fine, this is fine
Touya: Yumi, can I ask a favor~?
Fuyumi: No
Touya: ahem
Touya: Let's try that again
Touya: Yumi, can I ask you a favor????
Fuyumi: No
Touya: Yumiiiiiiii
Fuyumi: No
Touya: Imouto
Fuyumi: No
Touya: I'll stop being a little bitch for a day
Fuyumi: A week
Touya: WHAT?? A WHOLE WEEK??? YUMIIIII
Touya: How about.... 3 days?
Fuyumi: A week, take it or leave it
Touya: ...
Touya: FINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Touya: I'll stop being a little bitchy bitch for a whole goddamn week >:(
Fuyumi: That's better
Fuyumi: Now, what did you want?
Touya: Okay here's the plan
Touya: Make an ice slide to help me get over quickly
Fuyumi: What? I don't have the proper quirk training for that
Natsuo: I could totally use the Gru meme for this, but I already used it so that would totally spoil it
Touya: OKAY LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, I'M WALKING
Keigo: Why not run?
Touya: Look KEIGO, I don't have the energy to walk, much less run, but apparently I don't have a fucking car and my future husband doesn't want to help me, and neither does my younger sister, so if you'll excuse me, MY FAT ASS IS GOING TO WALK OVER
Keigo: He called me his future husband 🥺
Natsuo: Man, you two make such a cute couple, but Touya is a huge bitch, how do you deal with him???
Keigo: Apparently I'm a bitchy bitch too, Endeavor said so. But it's okay, I know it's a joke :D
Natsuo: ...aight so you're wholesome and if he ever tells you that AGAIN, fucking tell me
Natsuo: I have now formed the Hawks protection squad, who wants to join?
Fuyumi: I mean, if it means going against our father, then I guess I'm in
Touya: Fuck yeah, BUT HEY I'M THE ONE EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON THIS CHAPTER, I'M LIKE COMEDY GOLD
Natsuo: It's not fair, everyone simps for you and then all of a sudden it's your show
Touya: I meaaaaan isn't that how it works??
Natsuo: I could literally say the same thing about Shouto and he wouldn't even care
Natsuo: See, there's a difference
Natsuo: You're just an ass
Touya:
Touya: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME
Fuyumi: He isn't wrong though
Touya: sigh
Touya: Whatever, I reached my destination anyway
Touya: I'll be taking my leave now
Touya:
Touya: Until next time, hoes ;)
Fuyumi: Don't call me that
Touya: