*Michael as a parent*
Son: hey dad what are we having for dinner?
Michael: pizza
son: hey dad what did you pack me for lunch?
Michael: pizza
son: hey dad can you make me an omelet?
Michael: ok
son: what did you put in it?
Michael: pizza
son: hey dad I don’t feel very well
Michael: go eat some pizza
son: DAD I THINK I JUST BROKE MY ARM
Michael: rub some pizza on it