Touya: Ew there's a rat
Touya: Oh wait that's just Shouto
Touya: Haha my bad
Shouto: I swear, you are the worst
Touya: Like I said, I'm just messing around
Touya: Can't you just take a joke?
Shouto: That's kind of hard when you do this all the time
Touya: Yeah yeah sure
Touya: What are you doing in my room by the way?
Shouto: This is my room, remember?
Touya: ...
Touya: Last time I checked this had my markings on it
Shouto: YOU'RE DISGUSTING, GET THE FUCK OUT
Fuyumi: Will you guys quit being so loud? Natsuo isn't doing so well
Natsuo: Why did you guys decide to fucking leave me, they were so loud and I heard things that I don't even want to remember
Keigo: Are you okay...?
Natsuo: NONONO STAY BACK DON'T TALK TO ME—
Keigo: Wait what did I do? Touya, did I do something wrong last night? D:
Touya: No, you were absolutely perfect ;)
Shouto: Fucking hell
Keigo: Oh okay :D
Shouto: Alright so now that that's out of the way
Shouto: GET THE FUCK OFF MY BED
Touya: Fine fine, I've had my fun, I'll leave now haha
Shouto: Thank you
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Okay what the fuck
Touya: What?
Shouto: MY SHEETS
Touya: What about them?
Shouto: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHEETS, THEY'RE ALL BLACK
Touya: You said to clean them
Shouto: I SAID CLEAN THEM NOT SET THEM ON FIRE YOU DUMBASS
Touya: Heat kills germs
Shouto: ...
Shouto: You know what, I'm going to go set your bed on fire and then freeze it
Touya: Sure Mr. Freezer Burn, that's definitely going to bother me
Shouto: Hey Siri, get me directions to tHe PaRaNoRmAl LiBeRaTiOn FrOnT's HiDeOuT
Touya: Shouto, that's—
Natsuo: Siri voice gEtTiNg DiReCtiOnS tO uNdEr A mC dOnAlD's PaRkiNg LoT
Fuyumi: Yeah I'm just going to stop trying to understand what's going on now
Touya: You two need to stop with that
Shouto: No
Touya: Natsuo, why are you playing along with him?
Natsuo:
Touya: That picture holds immeasurable power
Touya: bUt
Touya: If you keep that up, one of you is going to turn out like Shouto's sheets
Natsuo: You mean like the way you cook chicken nuggets? I came into the kitchen and there was a tray of burnt chicken nuggets... one of them was even on fire
Shouto: How do chicken nuggets even get set on fire?
Fuyumi: He used his quirk
Natsuo: That explain the blue flames
Touya: Excuse me, I don't know how to use an oven, so the best option was to use something I do know how to use
Shouto: You don't know how to use an oven...?
Touya: I lived on the streets my entire life
Shouto: Now I know that's a lie, you lived in the Todoroki household for at least 15 years
Shouto: Yet you don't know how to use a fucking oven
Touya: Well I uh
Shouto: Natsuo
Natsuo: On it
Touya: What the fuck
Touya: What are you guys doing?
Touya: How do you two know what you're talking about
Touya: Tell me—
Touya: GUYS
Touya: TELL ME RIGHT NOW
Natsuo:
Touya: I—
Touya: That was RUDE
Shouto: But it's true
Touya: You're a little shit
Shouto: And you're an ass
Keigo: Man, your family's great. I love the memes :D
Touya: Don't encourage them
Touya: Alright so, Shouto, go to sleep, Natsuo... go to sleep
Shouto: It's nine am
Touya: Shhhhhh
Touya: Sleepy time
Shouto: Okay Mr "I have all the obligations to make fun of you but I don't know how to use an oven"
Touya: FUCK YOU