october 31, HOGWARTS
5:27 pm
IT WAS A LONELY AND DREARY NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN DAY at the school of Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry. Outside was almost as depressing as inside. It had been one official year since the unfortunate passing of Draco Malfoy and Aurora Greco on the now abandoned quidditch pitch. A number of respects, mournings, and speeches occurred at dinner, as well as many tears shed from all.
All week Dean, Neville, Blaise, Goyle, Crabbe, and Hermione had all faced a weird, unlikely encounter.
Dean's closet chest mysteriously closed shut on him, Neville's toilet seat hit him in the back repeatedly while sat on it, Blaise's cup of orange juice sprayed all over him at dinner, Goyle's pants were pulled down by a force in transfiguration class, Crabbe's shampoo was replaced with paint ( twice! ), and Hermione got distracted by something in all of her classes.
' THE CRUSTY AND CURSED GROUP
CHAT OF IMBECILES 👁👄👁 (that are still failing history of magic) '
7:34 pm
LONGBOTTOM:
um hey you guys!
ZUCCHINI:
i thought we promised not to
use this group chat anymore.
MR. KRABS:
^ yeah.
DEPRESSED DEAN:
^ !!!
LONGBOTTOM:
it's just, weird stuff has been
happening to me all week. and
today is the 1 year mark...
GREGORY:
wait me too ...
ZUCCHINI:
all of you are crazy.
CASPER:
oh but zucchini, are they?😏
ZUCCHINI:
who the fuck-
GREGORY:
wait but the only person who
uses that disgusting emoji is ....
CASPER:
IM BACK BITCHES 😝😝😝
FERRET-GHOST:
ME AS WELL BRUH
FERRET-GHOST:
AND WE'VE BEEN MESSIN
W YOU GUYS ALLL WEEK
HERMIONE GRANGER:
yeah sure. ok, so WHO took rory
and malfoy's old phones?
this isn't funny.
CASPER:
mione u don't believe me? 🥺
CASPER:
fine. here's a selfie of draco and
i from yesterday.
i have more if y'all wanna see,
draco & i hv been taking lots of
pics since we got back 🙄
FERRET-GHOST:
bruh you just had to show THAT
one?! look how bad my hair looks.
LONGBOTTOM:
i'm gonna cry🥺 i KNEW it
was you rory! I MISSED U SO
MUCH😭 i never replaced u,
you're still my best friend💔
come visit me rn i needa hug😩
ZUCCHINI:
tf you talking abt longbottom?
there's no one in the picture-
LONGBOTTOM:
....... ik😔 but i can just pretend😔
CASPER:
i can't believe you guys
don't believe us!
ZUCCHINI:
wait, who is that?
CASPER:
iron man?????
HERMIONE GRANGER:
but, iron man doesn't come out
until 2008 ... it's only 1996 rn ...
DEPRESSED DEAN:
...
CASPER:
...
MR. KRABS:
...
LONGBOTTOM:
well anyways! rory, if it's really
you then tell me something only
i know. and you should know
!!!!!!!exactly!!!!!! what i'm talking
abt :)
CASPER:
neville!! i cant tell them!
DEPRESSED DEAN:
tell what?!?!?!
CASPER:
ok, ok. last year ... i ... well
you see,, i snogged fred weasley.
and um, during .... it .... i forgot
which twin it was. and well i
accidentally called him george.
and uh it didn't end well.
LONGBOTTOM:
hahaha YEAHH !!!! ugh another
today on top 276 reasons aurora
greco is not in fact a ravenclaw !!!
LONGBOTTOM:
it really is her guys!
12:02 am
AND FROM THAT VERY DAY AND BEYOND, at the stroke of midnight, Aurora and Draco's spirits became visible to the naked eye once again. With them now two of the many ghosts of Hogwarts flying around for all of eternity.
Yeah, it wasn't the most ideal.
But at least now, they could play quidditch any time they'd like and without brooms too! And even, still text in the group chat through magic . . . ( therefore ultimately made the rest of the members finally pass History of Magic, of course )
I mean, it is the wizarding world after all.