Dahlia: We will be taking a break from the multiverse and now see pictures of Midoriya.
Midoriya: P-pictures?!
Midnight: Fufufuu, what kind of pictures~? *Licks her lips*
Eraserhead: *Glares at Midnight*
Dahlia: There pictures of him being cute and adorable to hot.
Mina: Hot? Midori-chan is more of a adorable type of guy.
Many others nod their heads.
Mina: See, adorable.
Midoriya: W-when was this taken?
Midoriya: Um... who took this? 'I remember going on a run by myself.'
Bakugo: WHO THE HELL CARES?!
Sero: *whispers* Someones jealous.
Ashido: Mhm.
Hakagure: Wow he can model.
Mina: Totally.
Hakagure: Damm.
Mina: You can say that again.
Midnight: Imagine what that mouth can do.
Eraserhead: *smacks her head* Stop it.
Midnight: I said that outloud?!
Present Mic: Just loud enough for only me and Shouta to hear.
Midnight: Oh thank god.
Eraserhead: *glares at her*
Tsuyu: He sure is photogenic.
Nejire: He sure does look good.
*Midoriya blushes furiously*
Kirishima: You look very manly, Midoriya.
Tetsutetsu: Totally.
Midoriya: T-thanks.
Kaminari: Damm Midoriya, who knew you had it in ya.
Ashido: It's the piercings for me.
Hakagure: It's the way he puts an effort in his outfit for me.
Jirou: It's the jawline for me.
Tsuyu: It's the curly hair for me.
*Midoriya is full on red.*
Midoriya: 'I can't handle so many compliments.'
Sero: Getting bold I see Midoriya
Midoriya: I-N-no.
Mina: Whoop! undress for us. I wanna see your muscles!
Midnight: Me too~ *Eraserdad glares at her.*
Jirou: It's a photo Mina.
Mina: Exactly.
Mina: I-I didn't mean literally.
*Every girl is beat red and my or may not have a nosebleed, some guys too.*
Midnight: Hehehe~
Toga: So yummy~
Midoriya: W-where did you even get these?
Dahlia: A magician never reveals their secrets. *smirks*
Tsuyu: Kero, Midori-chan do you really have a six pack?
Midoriya: *Blushes* I-
Hatsume: YES HE DOES!
Every girl: How do YOU know?
Hatsume: Obviously I touched them.
*Everyone stops*
Midoriya: H-hatsume! Don't phrase it like that.
Inko: When were you going to tell me you had a girlfriend Izuku?
Midoriya: Mom I-
Shinso: *Smirks at Monoma* Yeah Midoriya? when were you going to tell me? I thought I was your friend.
*Nezu drinks tea as he watches the drama unfold*
Monoma: *Smirks back at Shinso* I feel hurt Midoriya, were you ever gonna tell us?
Midoriya: *Waves hands furiously in front of him* Shinso-kun, Monoma-kun that's not it I-
Kirishima: Thats very unmanly of you Midoribro.
Tetsutetsu: Very unmanly.
*Present Mic starts to eat popcorn and hands some over to Snipe and Midnight*
Midoriya: But I'm-
Kaminari: I never expected that from you Midoriya.
Sero: It explains why you've been going to the support department a lot.
Shinso: So that is where you're going whenever you say you're busy and can't hang out with me and Monoma.
Iida: Midoriya, lying is not very heroic. You told me, Todoroki and Uraraka that you were going to hang out with Shinso and Monoma.
*Present Mic whispers "Ouch", continues eating popcorn and passes some to Dabi.*
Midoriya: Wai-
Inko: I taught you better Izuku.
Midoriya: Hatsume explain now.
*Every girl is staring/glaring at Hatsume*
Hatsume: Stop glaring at me. He was helping me make babies.
*It is so quiet you can hear a pin drop.Everyone except for a few have their eyes wide open, some have their mouth opening and closing not knowing what to say. Powerloader sighs in disappointment. Some like Shinso and Monoma are trying so hard not to laugh.*
Dabi: .....He must have a good pull out game.....
*Hatsume covers her face with her hands*
Inko: IZUKU!
Midoriya: NO WAIT! SHE MEANS HER INVENTIONS! Her inventions! Me and her aren't dating! She calls her inventions babies.
*Shinso and Monoma lose it*
Shinso/Monoma: BWHAAHHA HAHAHAA!
Shinso: Oh my god, I can't believe half of y'all believe it. Hahahaa!
Monoma: HAHAHHAA!
Present Mic: Plot twist
Uraraka: S-so you aren't dating?
Midoriya: No, no we aren't dating. The reason I go to the support department is because she is building some gloves for me. Iida, I never lied. I did hang out with Shinso and Monoma but they decided to be idiots and lie, I'll kill them later.
Shinso: No it's payback for making us train like hell.
Midoriya: It was barely the warmup!
Monoma: That's the point! My legs and arms were ready to give out.
Midoriya: Hey! Don't blame this on me, both of you wanted to train with me.
Monoma: That was before we knew you train like a monster set from hell.
Midoriya: You're overreacting.
Shinso: Overreacting my ass, you run 8 miles without stopping. Next you do 200 sit-ups and push-ups. Then you do 1,500 leg kicks on EACH leg, and that was still the warmup.
Dabi: What the actual fuck.