(Y/n POV)
I woke up and noticed I've wet the bed AGAIN. Ugh 🙄. It wasn't just PEE but it was BLOODY pee. Ugh 😩. My day is going so bad 😓. My endoplasmic reticulum hurts so bad too. Just what I needed🙄. I want take hunter exam soon because need be strong me strong.
I go to take a massive wet squeaky nessa shartz. Mmm that felt good 🥶. But now my whole house is shaking and my massive wet squeaky nessa shartz shit caused an earthquake. Just what I needed🙄. Buildings collapse on babies 👶 and building buildings collapse on children. I call up my driver, yoonbum. Bum is such a good boy ☺️ but sometimes he can be a bitch🤨 for no reason 😆.
"Skrrt skrrt I'm here mf." Yoonbum honks the loud ass horn that causes the world start shaking violently and fell into tiny pieces.
Saiki appears out of no where and rewinds time.
"You dumbass #1 and #2!" Saiki sings like corpse husband.
"Yes daddy?" I say. Oops I did it again 🦡.
"Whatdidshesayyyyyyyyy" yoonbum says spitting everywhere.
"Stfu" I say spitting my spit everywhere.
"I'm gonna have to take that toilet and your limo." Saiki says spitting spit saliva everywhere.
"NO" me and bum spit everywhere in sync and float to the sky.
Saiki says good grief and walks away because we're just too powerful for that idiot.
Yoonbum drives me home and..
I SEE MY HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH ROACHES!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!
"YOONBUM HELP" I say as the crawl up my legs all the way up to my mouth.
"AHHHHHH"
Yoonbum calls Hisoka and I rip off my skin to show my Sebastian bails form.
"AHHHHHHH" yoonbum screams seeing the orange I am.
"ILL EXPLAIN LATER JUST GET AN EXTERMINATOR!!"
I go into the bathroom to see roaches eating my diarrhea. My squishy soft fluffy diarrhea.
I throw up everywhere making the roaches multiply and eat my vomit.
It's 11:34 pm. I scream at the top of my lungs as it's almost 2064. I fix the floor with an ice pack and run to my room to see the roaches eating my McDonald's happy meal toy hisoka got me. I start crying and turn into a legendary hybrid demon fox master 3000 angel.
I kill them all and see my happy meal toy hisoka got me is shredded.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU SCOUNDRELS" I say in a demonic voice.
The exterminators call the cops and they come rushing to my house just as they get here the work explodes into tiny pieces again, but I use Hisokas goopy sticky bungee cum to stick it all back together.
To this day roaches are extinct.
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