Mental Beatdown

By Woowoowriting

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A book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't f... More

Mental Beatdown
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20 Things About Me
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PEOPLE STEALING MY SHIT
People Who Type Multiple Messages for No Reason
Pretentious Fucking Poets
Fucking John Green Quotes/Fangirlism
Fucking Social Causes/Never Shutting the Fuck Up
Tumblr Reporting News/Uninformed, Biased Teens Giving Us News
Hating on Stuff That Everyone Hates
"All About That Bass"
Whoring Out Covers
People Who Hate Homosexuals
Reading Lists That Are Annoying
Not Understanding Loners
People Getting Angry Over Sexual/Gender-Specific Terms
Fake Hipsters
Embarrassing Shit About Me
"Men Are Pigs!"/False Claims of Sexual Harrassment
More Shit About Me
"Date a Girl Who..."
Augustus Waters
Writing Excuses/Expectations
Arrogant Authors
The WattPad Inner Circle/#thegreattakeover
Views on Female Masturbation
"They're More Oppressed!"/"I'm Worse Off!"
Sam. Motherfucking. Smith.
"Sex is So Edgy! 10/10!"
Misconceptions About Lesbians
The Motherhood and Feminism Issue
Social Justice Warriors
Fuckboys Asking "How Do Lesbians Have Sex?"
DashCon
Blue is the Warmest Color
Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl Being Compared to TFIOS
"Banksy is Racist!"
IMPORTANT
Kim Davis
"I Can Say It! First Amendment Rights!"
Criticism of (500) Days of Summer
Islamophobia
i-Phone Unlocking Controversy
Election Fear

26 Things About Me

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By Woowoowriting

I tag @tragicvoices, @rigor_samsa, and @msmadichristine to do this bullshit. Have fun. It's a pain in the ass.

Ally- That's my name. Full name is Allyson. Isn't this fascinating.

Boys- I don't like them. I'm a lesbian. #girlsfiveeva

Clever- That's what people say I am. They are correct.

Dicks- Not a fan.

Exostential Crises- I have them all the time.

Fitness- Not a thing I enjoy. You can tell if you look at me.

Gay- Yep.

Hot- People call me this a lot.

Irreverent- My favorite type of humor.

Jokes- I tell them.

KKK- Also not a fan.

Lisbon- That's a place I've never been.

Marriage- Not a thing I can do everywhere (yet).

Nutcracker- My least favorite thing about Christmas. They freak me out and the play/dance/whatever sucks ass.

Oedipus- Someone who I hope to never be like (look him up, you uneducated swine).

Pictures- I used to take them before I realized I'm not skilled at taking them. Same with children.

Quirky- My favorite type of girl. Zooey Deschanel? Yes, please.

Rascals- Also see: Kids. I don't want them.

Stonehenge- A place in England (also somewhere I've never been). 

Tuscany- The place I want to visit most (though I've also never been there).

Uranus- Is dirty. 

Commander Venus- Band that Connor Oberst (guy from Bright Eyes) used to be in. I like them.

"You're used to walking on the water, now you're floating in the river." - One of my favorite quotes.

Zebras- One of my least favorite animals in the world. I find them so boring.

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