Based on the Christmas arc/ep of Gintama
Aries: Sarutobi
Taurus: Gintoki
Gemini: Kondou
Cancer: Umibouzu
Leo: Kyuubei
Virgo: Gintoki
Libra: Umibouzu
Scorpio: Katsura (standby)
Sagittarius: Sarutobi
Capricorn: Kyuubei
Aquarius: Kondou
Pisces: Katsura
Love and Peace y'all-
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