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Yanna as Attorney*
Yanna: "Ipakulong nyo na 'yan! Napipiste ako sayo kinginamo"
Yanna as Pilot*
Yanna: "Please turn off your devices and pasten your seatbelts cause we're ready to take-off"
/*Di pinansin ng mga pasahero
Yanna: "I SAID TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES AND NAPASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! PAG KAYO NADISGRASYA SASABIHIN NYONG KASALANAN NG KUMPANYA NAMIN YAN KASE IRRESPONSIBLE KAME! IUNTOG KO KAYA ULO NYO SA PROPELLER PARA MAGISING KAYO SA KATOTOHANANG DI NA NYA KAYO MAHAL! chars"
[Mapanaket ka!]
Yanna as Engineer*
Yanna: "This material is way better than the other material that you've suggested. Mura na nga, maganda pa"
Someone: "Mura isn't our main goal here Engineer Fernandez. We made our decision before you present your presentation. I'm sorry"
Yanna: "Edi sana di nalang kayo nagpameeting kung nakapag desisyon naman pala kayo diba? Hampasin ko kayo ng semento eh! Tsaka Juarez na ako lul"
Yanna as Doctor*
Yanna: "Harder! Harder! Harder! Huy harder ano ba!"
Someone: "Ah Doc, it should be CLEAR not harder"
Yanna: "Parehas din 'yun ano ka ba. Tsaka, akala ko si Hiro 'yan kaya Harder sinabi ko. Itusok mo na 'tong plantsa sa dibdib nya"
Someone: "Plantsa? Ahh! You mean Defibrillator"
Yanna: "Hirap i pronounce ah! Basta plantsa 'yan. Bilisan mo na! Talak ka ng talak madedeads na yung tao oh!"
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2nd Luna ba 'to o mas malala pa kay Luna? HAHAHAHAHA
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Luna as Flight Attendant*
Luna: "Please turn off your devices because we're now taking off"
Someone: "Ahm hi"
Luna: "Yes sir?"
Someone: "Can i have your number?"
Luna: "Aba'y g*go ka ah. Nakita mo 'tong singsing na 'to?"
Someone: /*tumango
Luna: "Ano akala mo dito, display? Shempre kasal nako bubu ka. Pwede kana tumalon sa eroplano. Tulak pa kita eh"
[Nabubu ka tuloy HAHAHAHA]
Luna as CEO*
Luna: "Meeting nanaman? Kaumay na sis"
Secretary: "Opo. With attorney Kalix Jace Martinez"
Luna: "Aygagu asawa ko 'yon. Sabihin mo teka lang"
Meanwhile*
Luna: "Hi asawa qOeh"
Kalix: "Behave Luna. We're in a meeting"
Luna: "Sige na nga. Kiss muna bago behave"
Kalix: "Luna."
Luna: "Sabi ko nga. Kiss lang eh"
Kalix: /*kiniss "Satisfied?"
Luna: "Diko ma feel halik mo. Isa pa nga"
Luna as Model*
Photographer: "Fierce Luna fierce"
Luna: /*nag fierce
Photographer: "More Luna more fierce"
Luna: "Teka nga! Kanina pa ako fierce ng fierce ah! Ikaw nalang kaya dito tas ako kukuha ng picture mo!"
Meanwhile*
Luna: "Fierce! Oh pak! Isa pa! Perfect yan perfect!"
Make-up artist, Models etc: 😳
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Luna is the girl version of Sevi HAHAHAHAHA
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