𝙋 𝙧 𝙞 𝙣 𝙘 𝙚 𝙨 𝙨// Technoblade X reader

Love or host?

y/n: "no i don't why?"

techno: "you sure?"

y/n: "yeah i feel like we can go kill some orphans and committing arson sounds fun... IN A GAME"

Techno: "sorry austin"
i whispered

Techno: "ok sorry the girls kinda traumatized me about it-"

Y/n: "i mean you blew up your own friends you can't be too surprised"
Y/n chuckles

Techno: "what shall we do if we ever go on a date"

Y/n: "arson. but if you're being genuine then we would go around the streets of new york and look for history. we can go to the really pretty parks and have a picnic too. it'd also be ideal if we raided a library"

Techno: "pOOoOooG"

we both laughed

Techno: "sounds like you've been planning it"

Y/n: "i actually just came up with it. being totally honest i didn't think i'd get this far"

Techno: "well here you are-"

Austin: "couple more seconds"

Techno: "as i was saying, you seem genuinely interesting and we share a lot in common which helps"

y/n: "trust me, it really does."

Austin: "and that's time"

Wilbur: "THAT WAS SO CUTE IM SORRY BUT-"

Austin: "muted"

me and techno laughed

Austin: "okay techno i'll talk to you now"

Techno: "mhm"

Austin: "do you have your decision"

i thought for a couple seconds

techno: "yeah definitely, i just uh want to sleep"

Austin: "alrighty dm me your choice"

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-a couple minutes later-

Austin: "after probably the shortest waiting period, we have the lady who won technos heart"

Austin: "the winner..

of technos loh

is

RIGHT AFTER THIS AD BREAK"

Austin: "gotcha bitch,

the winner is...

Y/N!"

I see y/n smile and laugh. she honestly looked like she was gonna faint

Techno: "whoa y/n you good-"

y/n: "yeah, just surprised-"

jess: "CONGRATULATIONS Y/N"

y/n: "thank you jess, i hope you find your love soon!"

jess: "yes thank youu thanks for having me Austin!"

Austin: "yes thank you thank you"

jess: "also i chose host"
she said then left

me and y/n just laughed

y/n: "i... didn't expect that"

Austin was still shell shocked

Techno: "so uh Austin... what did y/n choose?"

Austin: "oh right she chose..."

- to be continued -

(IM KIDDING BAHAHAHHA)

Austin: "oh wow oh wow she chose..

SHE CHOSE.....

HOST!"

Techno: "HEH"

Austin: "NO IM KIDDING SHE CHOSE LOVE CONGRATULATIONS TECHNO AND Y/N!"

Techno: "oh god i hate you austin why do you do that"

Austin: "it's kinda my thing"

Techno: "i hate you"

Tommy: "FORGET THAT BUT MY FRENNSSS YOU FOUND ZE LOVEEE"

Wilbur: "FINALLY I CAN TALK, YOU DICK"

Phil: "MY SON YOU DID IT"

they were all screaming and my ears hurt. god damn.. i gotta leave.

Techno: "hey y/n wanna go in a separate call and have our minecraft date now?"

Y/n: "of course"
she smiled at the camera and i couldn't help but smile.

Tommy: "WHOA TECHNO YOUR JUST GONNA LEAVE US-"

- ding -

Wilbur: "... they left"

Phil: "let them be"

Austin: "THEY DIDNT EVEN SAY BYE TO THE STREAM"

Tommy: "we can do it for you"

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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LITTLE THINGS I DID ABJAHAH ILY AND IM GONNA SLEEP SO GOODNIGHT MAKE SURE TO EAT AND DRINK WATER LOVES<3