My first game(this is homebrew)
I crouch down to get through the tavern door,"what is it with these small doors" I remark... I look over after entering and see my party's fighter, "have you decided on a quest yet" . He takes a big swig of the beekeepers recommended brew finishing his entire mug the size of full grown cat........ "Not yet" he mutters, "don't spend all your coin on beer" I say knowing he won't listen anyways, I take a look at the quest on the taverns wall behind the bar before I can find a good one a ork named Broken tooth (the barkeep) comes up to me
"Oh no I have a special quest for you demon" he says jokingly knowing I hate being called that. I let out a pity laugh and say "Tiefling and Demons are different you should know that" knowing he also hates being called out for his low intellect...... followed by silence...... "I'm not that dum-" He pauses mid sentence....... He laughs VERY loudly, "YOU MADE A JOKE DEMON" followed by more laughing.
"Ok let's get to business" like a switch between fun and work was just flipped to work. "Ok so as you know I'm a-........."Collecter"....."Yes" I say questioningly... "I've had a..... Ummmm ...... Shipment ,stollen" "I know where this is going " I say to myself, "how much is the pay" I ask knowing he does not hold out on his adventurers missions and pays handsomely. "500 gold he wispers", my eyes widened knowing whatever he's lost must mean a lot to him if he's willing to pay that,"I'll take it" I say without thinking, at this point the whole tavern can hear me! When ever I take a second and think I quiet down and ask "wait what is this item you so badly anyways"Before he could answer my drunk "friend" is coming up behind me and says "WhAT aR yue DeIng sO lOuD fOr" he says very drunkenly,"give me one minute while I walk him to a room upstairs" knowing thare is a inn up thare . "I'M fInE" he says as I slam him into bed Wich was difficult do to the fact he's a 300 pound half dragon.
Almost as soon as he touches the bed he falls asleep...... "Now that that is done I can deal with business" I say walking out the door even though I'm also tired...... Next thing I know I'm in the second bed in my friends room saying I'll deal with it tommorow......
