Random Bullshit Go!

Introduction I Guess

I seriously have no idea why you're here. You probably don't either, but who am I to judge. So let's get down to business.

This book is marked mature because I'm too lazy to properly consider if I'm going to use adult themes other than swearing, so to protect child eyes, and as a safety net, I did it before hand. This may or may not contain sex scenes (again haven't thought about that yet, we'll find out together), this will definitely contain swearing (if you haven't figured that out by the title and description now, what is your IQ), and I'm too tired to think of any other adult shit so yeah.

I am the author (of course because I'm the one writing), and you are the audience (We all know this I'm just trying to make this seem interesting and longer don't mind me). This, is a book full of random bullshit if you couldn't already tell. I'm letting you know, I'm mainly doing this because I want to write but have no inspiration to, so why not write a bunch of random shit for others to enjoy!

Feel free to build upon any of the works I write here but please credit me, I don't want to have to steal your kneecaps. (Do you know how hard that is while trying to leave the rest of the leg and surrounding skin and muscle intact?)

Since that's said and done, let's get onto the contract.

By reading this book and commenting on the current paragraph (this one, the one you are reading right now, not the last one, not the next one, this one), you agree to the terms and conditions set by the author (me).

Since no one reads them anyway I'll spare you. Remember if you comment on the previous paragraph, you signed the contract and are legally bound to never put hate comments and only put supportive stuff, sing songs, and use constructive criticism. Maybe ask some questions, maybe ask for part 2's and if I'm up for it I may or may not actually do it. Again as it has been stated in the description, I don't have the time or gummy bears to sit through some random strangers sorry ass shit about my shitty ass stories. I know they aren't shit no need to remind me. This is purely for my entertainment and possibly yours.

Heads up, this story may or may not be continued after this, I don't know. I'll probably forget about it, visit it occasionally, basically be the most flakey author you could imagine.

Sorry not sorry.

And that concludes the intro! Have a terrible day!

I swear to god if no one starts singing Mulan in the first paragraph I. will. lose it. It was very intentional, and would be very much appreciated. So if you didn't, get your ass back up there and do it. Or not I can't stop you.