My Guardian Angel (Angel!Link x Religious!Reader Oneshots) PART 2

Stay Away From My Man

You think it's called 'child abuse'?! I think not!! I absolutely not buying for that piece of barnacles! Ugh, now I'm completely out of my mind! I slammed my head on the walls or facepalm in frustration. Boys avoided me because I have excruciating anger.

My anger is powerful enough than a volcanic explosion. My pure jealousy is getting me out of control. I hate being broke up or tired of messing around. I hate people who tries to ruin my best moment. Come on! This is my first time, for crying out loud!

I don't like when boys likes other girls instead of me. That's stealing! Or should I say 'cheating'! Am I such a miserable person in the world? Or am I ugly? Is there something on my face? If you ask me, then yeah, that's what I am. This is going to be a long day.

Sheesh, some people in a relationship is like disrupting my private productivity. FINE! I don't need their help! If I can't get a date, I'll just have to find another one on my own. But it gets me jealous even more. I can feel the fiery rage in my veins and my face is burning up.

I can finally get rid of them....forever. And I mean that in a worst possible way. When I said that, I laughed evilly like a maniac. I then clasped my hands in a sinister manner. That should teach them a lesson. Now my mind is driven to complete madness.

Maybe a fictional or virtual character will do. But how? Well, I still have a Toon Link plushie and some Link BJD dolls or figures in my room. I pretended that it was my boyfriend in real life. I never told anyone why I was a fangirl of 'The Legend Of Zelda' so I have to keep it in mind.

If only Link was real to me. As I keep talking to myself, imagine the plushie, dolls or figures were used to be the figment of the boyfriend I never had (like in 'The Rugrats' theory). Great, my brain hurts a bit when I was having a conversation with it.

I looked at it in the eyes as I grab it in my both hands, scold it in frustration. When I did, I then throw it as I snapped 'you heard me?! So shut up and take a nap!!' (in Angelica style). I then deeply sighed in irritation and picked it up again. My relationship is complicated than it looks.

I feel isolated, alone and rejected. I'm still obsessed and jealous about the bad habit that I couldn't control any longer. All the collection I had in my room are a part of who I am which is a coping mechanism whenever I get depressed. My whole world is just perfect...

Actually, I do like Link a lot when I was a little kid and play games about him. However, there's only other character he was interested in. It's Princess Zelda herself. As a teenager, do they know each other since the '80's a long ago?

I probably think so. The two can get along on their adventures together. In social media nowadays, I thought Link and Zelda were a romantic couple. Oh yeah, a loyal knight and his damsel in distress. The fan arts, love story, from the classics to modern...etc.

Okay, now I'm getting suspicious about this. I can feel jealousy is rising. There are also some game cutscenes about their lovey-dovey relationship. Like they were holding hands, romance in Skyloft, their first hug and...first kiss? Wait, are they dating?

When I watch every cutscenes of the game, envy is taking over my mind as I clenched my hands into fists and pour my eyes out. I was broken hearted and shocked. What if they get married? I also thought Zelda has feelings for Link, which it made my anger increase.

Imagine if I were in the 'Legend Of Zelda' universe, I am nothing compared to that because I'm just green with envy and have a toxic relationship. Look at the two. Why are they happy about? Some fans called it 'Zelink' as shipping.

Yup, they are a pair. Sure, Zelda is a royal princess and I'm just an outsider who plays videogames, lacks of social skills, even feelings of attachment and I have obsessive love disorder which is not the same. She must be the most powerful woman of all time; unlike in reality to be exact.