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Kitty: imagination is more important than intelligence
Dragon: then I'm one of the smartest people
T-Rex: same here
Egg: yep I'd be in that category
Deer: ... I'd be one of the dumbest
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Giraffe: you are a wizard
Gremlin: I'd be the next Voldemort
Baby alien from no where: HE IS THE ONE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!
Gremlin: * sniff* I taught him well
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Flower: if coconuts have milk and hair, then why is it classified as a fruit?
Kitty: asks the flower.
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( original song: fighter by Keith urban and Carrie Underwood)
Raven: what if I fall?
Gremlin: I'd help you up.
Raven: what if I cry?
Gremlin: give you tissues of coarse
Raven: and if a get scared?
Gremlin: scare you even more
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Teacher: what color is this? * holds up green*
Deer: dark grey
Astro: green.
Baby alien: slytheren
Teacher: * holds up blue*
Deer: grey.
Astro: blue
Baby alien: ravenclaw
Teacher: * holds up yellow*
Deer: light grey
Astro: yellow
Baby alien: gryffendor
* later*
Teacher: * tells gremlin what happened*
Gremlin: I thought you knew better...
Teacher: * leaves*
Gremlin: red is gryffendor. Yellow is hufflepuff
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Hi sorry for the references

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