James: Padfoot I need your help
Sirius: Sure what do you need
James: I need help getting the Giant Squid out of the lake
Sirius: May I ask why?
James: Well as you know Evans wants nothing to do with me.
Sirius: Mmh
James: She also said that she rather kiss the giant squid.
Sirius: So you want to give her a choice between you and the squid?
James: yep
Sirius: Lets do it