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Some stupid 1 min skit script I wrote

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(Pic not mine)

A convo between a tree n a woodcutter
(Cuz that is totally possible)

Person 1- wood cutter aka w

Person 2- Tree aka t (t for 🌳 not ☕)

W- today im going to cut many trees earn money for my family

(He goes to the forest to Find le tree)

(He finds le tree)

(Person2 you are the tree he found)

W- I can make a good amt of money from this for 3 weeks

(He takes out an axe)

(Not a sword cuz yeah cutting a tree with a sword will totally make sense -_-)
(If you are confused why I said sword it was cuz da guy playing as the woodcutter suggested he can use a toy sword and i was like
R u serious person -_-)

T: WAIT! PLEASE DON'T CUT ME
(yeah trees can totally talk to humans)

W: What! Who said that!?

T: i did the tree (seriously this looks like smt straight out of little kid's story books)

W: you can talk?!

T: yes i can
(Yes totally)
(I think we shouldn't be teaching kids these things-)
(W is shocked) (or should i say shook hehe, get it? No? Ok)

T:Yes...Please don't cut me!

W: but i have to i need money for the basic needs of my family (or u can just say needs im just being a lil specific)

T: b-but you need me to survive

W: yes I will cut u down n sell your wood n earn money so i can
survive.
(Makes cents, get it? No? Ok.)

T: Thats not what I ment! (Is that the right spelling-)

W: then why should i let you live?

T: Trees are vital. As the biggest plants on the planet, we give you oxygen, store carbon, stabilise the soil and give life to the world's wildlife. ... Not only are we essential for life, but as the longest living species on earth, We give you a link between the past, present and future.
(This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky- anyone? No? Ok ;-;)
(Btw i think we should change this i copy pasted the info from Google)

W: oh im sorry... i didn't know (this guy didn't go to school he is uneducated)
(Even of he did go to school we went to woodcutter school ikitsnotarealthing where they didn't teach them all this)
(Also if he were educated he would have gotten a better job than this
Unless he wanted to be a woodcutter that is)
But...
I need to earn money for my family...
I need ur wood so i can sell it and earn money..

T: Oh! Don't worry abt that! You can take my fruits and sell them!

W: Really! Thank you so much!
(Yeahhhh fruit sellers earn more money than woodcutters -_-)
(Well it depends actually)
(Then the woodcutter became a fruit vendor yeah idk what to say sorry)

El Fin.

So yeah thats what I wrote and the teacher actually liked it
(She was probably being nice-)
This is supposed to be a one min skit
I wasn't very serious when i wrote it but its not like im usually serious anyways lol

Thanks for reading this

If anyone is reading this-

Bai bai ♡