Daria: Helou Diego
Diego: do you know where we are luv?
Dorito: Alabame. Now lets me steal your virginity luv
Diego: but we be couusins
Dorare: rly!? I thought u were my grandfathere
Diego: we be in alabame and i herny lets fuccc
Dorare: Daling do u know who i am rly!:!!
FAFUM DADUM....
I AM UR DOGGG'S WENIS
Diahrea: idc lets FUCCC new pls
Boots : can oi join?
Dorito: yes please.... WE R IN ALABEM ANYWAY SO IM ALLOWED
Swiper: oh nu Boots i have always loved you stay wif mii pliz
Boots: if you really luvefed lme you would fucß dore in front of mée and diger.
Doggo: NO STOP STEALING FROM ME YOUU ALREADY STOLE EVER THING FROM MĖÈÉË! Not adore ple ase!
Swiper: Donale, I need to till ye someting. I is diples In lube wit u im too sorry acbut sterling ye4 gitk/cusiine.
Boots: yiu b3tch i thot yo lubesd mèe yo mqmq1s q bitch.
Daria: can we fucce now please im borede
Diegoou: yis my luv
The backpack: can i join too
Boots: so can oi?
Swiper: mè too?
*they all fuc eacthorer*
Tbat was rlly noice said gold digger lets do that again
*so they did*
*and again*
*And again*
Dorito: that wast a noic fuß thanks libs
Swipper: IM PREGANT!
Darai: WHITE WHOS BEBE?
Diege: wit mime... sorry i fucccede you so herd 😔
Swifter: is ok luve wanna get maryahed?
Diego: no. Im not lube you but wit doritas.
Dora: I like mine bsckoasck better shey treaks me loikr a laadie ands is sn goot fuccerini. I'm levin yo.
The end.
YOU ARE READING
ruining your childhood
Poetryjust doing what the title of the story is. this is not for the faint of heart. also this is just for entertainment purposes please don't get mad at me for weirding you out. contains love stories like: Peppa X George and MarioX luigi+ more! Enjoy xx!
