the friend group

F I F T Y - S E V E N

*you woke up and got ready and went to school n went to the group*

y: mm hey
talia: hiii
renae: heyy how was your thanksgiving?
y: dramatic...
ale: how's dude aunt
renae: dude aunt?
ale: y/n n mattias ain't that looks like a dude
mattia: OMG WHEN YOU LEFT AND Y/N WENT TO GO GET HER PHONE UPSTAIRS SHE WAS ALL OFFENDED SHE WAS LIKE "i can't believe that little boy called me a man!!" N I WAS LIKE "yea you look like one" N SHE LEFT
y: HAHAHAHA
ale: i love offending aunts
y: ima make mine "yea my mom made body but did she get locked in a basement w clowns and ale no it's not fun either"
ale: yk that was fun
y:no it wasn't i almost died
ale: that's what's funny
y: ok y-
kairi: stop n get married
ale: says the single one
kairi: says the taken one
mattia: says the sus one
talia: says the rat trio stfu
kairi: nah it's just renae
renae: how's it me? you cheated on me but ok
talia: exactly
mattia: talia shut up you can't even keep a relationship
y: ale, exes these days am i right
ale: ugh, ik must be tuff to be single it's december grow up
y: exactly
kairi: SHUT UP YOU GUYS DONT EVEN ACT LIKE ONE
ale: cus were too cool for that tbh
mattia: shut up you nnn failer i have a girl anyways
ale: 1. i didn't fail you rat 2. who
mattia: 1. yes you did 2. vic
ale: no i didn't n ew
mattia: yes you did n not ew
ale: no i didn't
mattia: yes you did
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
ale: no
mattia: yes
y: ..,um chile anyways so
ale: mattia shut up shrimp
mattia: ME SHRIMP?! SAYS YOU
ale: NAH I AIN GOT A SHRIMP THATS YOU
mattia: SHUT UP 2 INCH
ale: YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME N KAIRI BC HIS IS TWO INCHES NOT MINE (i will confirm i seen the whole trios leaked pics ale is indeed packing kairi is indeed shrimping♥️)
kairi: SHUT UP
y: up down up down
ale: HAHAHAHAH UP DOWN UP DOWN
talia: ITS GOING IN YOU-
kairi: SHUT UP
y: kai did you send that to renae
ale: right
renae n kai: no
y: aww :( that would've been funnier
alvaro: all three of them got leaked hahaha
y: so have you
ale: HAHAHAHA WAIT
y: yes you got leaked too
ale: HUH WHO SENT THEM
y: idk who do you send them too
ale: mattia, kairi, alvaro, roshaun, n a bunch of other guys
y: the way you sent that to the guys is even funnier
mattia: my leaks were worse ale
y: hey let's talk holy n talk abt how i should get a dog
ale: oh no
y: yep
*you got a call*

*CALL*
y: oh hey mom
megan: your ducks died
y: HUH?!
megan: they died fighting
y: NO
megan: yes you can always get more
y: NO I CANT THEY WERE SPECIALLLLL
megan: whatever we can make them a funeral i'll go get little coffins
y: ok bye *you hung up*
*END OF CALL*
y: the ducks died
ale: HUH?! OUR KIDS DIED?
y: yes my mom is getting little coffins
mattia: YALL MADE DUCKS YOUR KIDS INSTEAD OF ACTUAL KIDS.
y: yea tf
ale: get the dog
y: ima get the dog
*skip to the funeral*
y: ahem we gather here today for the death of ducks von n peep which is tragic. they lived a good time.. anyone got words to say
ale: ME ME ME ME ME
y: go ahead
ale: peep liked me more than y/n
y: oh fack you
ale: hehe
y: lets bury our children
talia: rip y/n n ales duck kids
*you put them in the hole in covered it*
y: um... uh... what now
talia: actual kids
y: no why would i wait almost 10 months for a little brat
talia: raise them to like king von hellooooo
y: genius give me 1096382627351 years first
mattia: NO NOW
y: NO
mattia: UGH RAT
y: .. YOUR GONNA GET BEAT UP ILL GET PHYSICALLL

*yall laughed then they left n you went to bed tbh*

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