𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕//𝕞𝕔𝕪𝕥 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝙌𝙐𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙎

look.... just let me have this

im having writer's block too so i gotta feed yall anteeways

i plan on updating before the end of the year so dont worry :)

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tommy: are you okay?

honey: *standing bare foot on the other side of the lego covered floor, tearing up* yeah

tommy: ...

tommy: want me to carry you?

honey: *already sobbing* yeah

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honey: you want anything to drink techno?

techno: the tears of my enemies, wretched from their bodies as their bones are crushed--

honey: i have hot chocolate

techno: ooh, hot chocolate

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dream: i was cursed with all of the dummy, none of the thicc

honey: its been three hours since youve sent me this message and it continues to haunt me

dream: good

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wilbur: if i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited

phil: "if"

honey: great, the only party i've been invited to and he might not even die

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honey: hey, tommy, youve been a little quiet tonight and im worried. do you still love me?

tommy: you've spent the night the last seven days and my mom signed the adoption papers

honey: ...is that a no?

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techno: im this close to death

honey: your fingers are touching

techno: i know

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tommy and honey seeing a sex offender: CREEPER, AW MAN

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honey: what's the spiciest thing you've eaten wilbur?

tommy: ketchup, probably

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honey: jacob?

jacob: hold on, im simping

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tubbo: honey, what's your favorite type of cake?

honey: red velvet

tommy: so... chocolate

wilbur: chocolate but spicy

techno: wilbur that was the whitest thing i've ever heard you say

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honey: what's your favorite food?

jacob: green, are you a virgin?

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honey: my will to live is an easter egg because i CAN'T FIND IT

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tubbo: team work makes the dream work... i think bob ross said that

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techno: im gonna kill everyone with a thick ass

honey: i live to see another day

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tommy to honey: i eat pussy the same way i drink coffee... i dont drink coffee

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honey: but you're a lesbian. lesbians dont have germs

tommy: HONEY I'M NOT A LESBIAN--

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honey: why am i not surprised?

techno: what? that i'm a klepto?

honey: yeah

techno: it's my zodiac sign

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wilbur: are you genderqueer?

honey: i don't know--

wilbur: i wasn't asking you i was asking this napkin

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tommy: i once met a girl--

honey, wilbur, and techno: WOAH!!!

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techno: you guys wanna have a knife fight?

tommy: ...

tubbo: ...

honey: ...

wilbur: yeah...

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tommy: techno won't hit me, he's not about that life--

honey: really, because he's right behind you.

tommy: ...

tommy: he won't hit--

techno: *smacks the shit out of him*

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techno: hitler vibechecked the jews--

honey: hey lets play a game

honey: it's called don't

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tubbo: they call me the french killer

honey: ...why?

tubbo: i don't know

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phil: *wearing his antartic empire suit*

tommy, tubbo, and honey: OH MY GOD, IT'S CRIP SANTA

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wilbur: el toppo

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i swear ill update soon dont call the cops :o