Homework excuses- in hogwarts

I was practising the spell Incendio and I accidentally set my homework on fire. (I didn't)

This excuse can be used with any spell that destroys stuff eg. Confringo, Reducto, Diffindo.

I accidentally transfigured my homework into a rat and it ran away before i could turn it back. (I didn't)

This excuse could be used with any other small animals.

I was looking for a quieter atmosphere to do my homework and I went to do it in Hagrid's Hut but as soon as I finished Fang leapt up and ate it. (He didn't)

I was heading down to the lake to do my homework because it was such a nice day, but then a Blast Ended Skrewt came along and tried to attack me (I didn't) and all you had to defend myself was my homework because I had left my wand in your dormitory.

Someone in my common room was listening to a new Weird Sisters song and it was really horrible because I hate Weird Sisters (I don't) and it was way too ear-splitting to do homework but it turns out the Weird Sisters had a new song (They don't) and it was so horrible and i guess everybody is a fan of Weird Sisters because everywhere i went everyone was listening to Weird Sisters and I couldn't do my homework all week because everybody kept listening to the Weird Sisters and it was SO HORRIBLE.

I was too naughty in every single class (I wasn't) so my teachers gave me detention every single minute of the day (They didn't) so I had no time to do my homework.

more excuses coming soon!🥳👍✨💫⭐️🥳👍✨💫⭐️🥳👍✨💫⭐️