Excuses Stories

The most annoying thing in the world is when your friends fail to reply to The Most Important Text you've sent this hour. Here's why. Explanations featuring: water, a Tardis, and a Drunk Passive-Aggressive Dinosaur

This isn't really much of anything... just some short stories about bean, and citrus. A pair of pun loving, tea drinking, adventure time quoting, sneeze-blessing in various different languages frineds.

When teenage assassin Matthew follows a strange man, his world is turned upside down - starting with his banishment from the kingdom. Who is Drake, and just what secrets lie beneath his hood?

This is literally just a drabble of Atsushi and Akutagawa ice skating. I love torture as much as I love fluff so ta da COVER ART DOES NOT BELONG TO ME CREDIT TO ORIGINAL ARTIST

Just some weird schist I found over the internet or irl.

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The story of Misha and his ridiculous amount of ridiculous chores.

While In a sexual harassment training, a girl child boldly said dress code is one of the reasons women get sexually assaulted, i was sad on her behalf..so I came up with this poem for whoever has a mindset like hers ..

Sixteen-year old Dante Evadoni is a normal boy with a normal life - he's in eleventh grade, he has a fair few friends, he's not popular and he's quiet - and a problem that has followed him for two years: he's heels over head in love with a girl he can't seem to get over. Seventeen-year old Carolynn Quirox is in the same grade level as Dante, in the same circle of friends, although a bit apart from him. For two years, she has been avoiding Dante in an attempt to make him forget about her. She has never felt anything for Dante, believing that he isn't the one. Then, after some practices and one dance during a party, everything turns upside down. Just as Dante feels that his life has finally begun to go uphill, he is plagued by a memory that compels him to consider the way things are and how things should be. What happens when the past he needs to forget becomes the only way he can be happy? After that one party, Dante seems to be a different person in the eyes of Carolynn. She is confused at first, but the longer she tries to come to grips with her views of Dante, the more she realizes what she has been overlooking. How could someone she has known and avoided for two years seem to change in one evening? The two are forced apart, brought together, and both can't help wondering if they truly are meant to be without one another. Laden with dances, music, laughter, and heartbreak, 'Relapse' is the story of what happens when the first of feelings refuse to die out.

Have you ever wanted to do something so bad but were afraid of failing, of judgements, of....others? Well this is what a failure's life is filled with and sharing these ugly truths about myself will hopefully shed a light of understanding to you, it may change your views about certain aspects of life or it may not, reading it or not is your choice alone.

These are just some funny ways people describe accidents in post-accident forms ;) (These are true)

A little collection of spoken word poems I recently wrote: - Drunk Stars - 7 Things You Need To Do To Really Know Someone - Happy - I'm Not a Dog - I Let You Back in Every Time - Another Love Poem - Suicide Notes and Excuses - Unapplied Rules - Pills - Broken Glass - Normal - Vexes - Over and Over - Dictionary Guns

Jennifer Smith was just another ordinary girl that was obsessed with One Direction. Except she has an abusive boyfriend and no parents, and has been living like that for 2 years. But when she accidentally bumps into Zayn Malik at a coffee shop, her whole life changes and things get complicated. Jennifer starts to fall for Zayn, but certain things prevent them from revealing their feelings for each other; the world thinks that Jennifer is dating Niall Horan. What will happen to their relationship? What will happen when another boy comes into her life? And what will happen when Niall gets kicked out of the band? Read on to find out! © Copyright Belieberectioner (Jing Li) 2012 All Rights Reserved

Assignment "I was on time but..." A fictional excuse from a youth with an imagination and humour to go with it.

A short poem that I created in 9th grade. Enjoy reading! ~ Lauren

Rain is desperate for Matt to see her as something more than his best friends little sister. Though, she would never admit that to anyone. However, what happens when Matt begins to see Rain as more than his best friend's younger sister? Only time will tell...

Toutes mes excuses Lou et Swan.