chester x myles x kiyoshi

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okay triggwe warning retard word

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it was an epic sexy day tody. so epic and seyc.

cheste tomas was sexy . he was so awesome and sexy and a himbo (he completed his quest off screen btw) 

chester was in the middle of eating someones kidney when he got a phone call !!!

he pick up the phone "hello who is this " he says with this stupid fucking hick accent

"hello sydney" a very sexy man answer

"wrong number retard" chester 

"oops I'm srrry" the man on the phone says before handing up. 

"wow what a loser" chester says he continues to eat

after he finish eat he get up and say "hmmm i should go cause problems" so he leaves his house and goes to find someone to bother

meanwhile kiyoshi is at bar .  drinking (rolls eues) as usual.

he is drinking because its better than being angry. hes not in the mood to kill anyone (yet).

he gets a text from his phone.h e frowns very mad because he sees that his "friend" ronny has texted him

ronny: "hi can i borrow $40 please"

kiyoshi: "no"

ronny: "please"

kiyoshi: "no get your own money and stop buying crack from your boyfriend" 

ronny: "okay asshole I'll ask someone else"

an then some one ELSE texted kiyoshi. he rolls his eyes. it was MYLE.

myles: "PELLA DLDS E  EHEL P ME  THEHE YEYEHAWW IS OUTSIDE :("

kiyoshi: "shoot him"

myles: "N OO I CNANT DO THAT :(("

myles: "PLEASEE COME HELP ME :((("

kiyoshi: "fine asshole"

kityoshi breaks his glass with his hand and goes to myles' house he doesn't even own (did i mention all these assholes are criminals)

kiyoshi and his large ass kick down myels' door. 

chetser stands there "howdy (:" he says covered in blood

"whose blood" kiyo say 

"your moms" chetr

"i killed my mom like 15 or so years ago" kiyo

"shut up lets make out" chester say. 

"where is myles" kiyoshi ignores him "I'm going to beat him up first" 

"i took care of him ((:" says the hick

there is then sremaing and crying from a nearby clsoet. kiyoshi opens it. its myles. tied up and bleeding

"WHY HAVENET YOU GOTTEN RIF OG HIM YET PELALSE HT HIM OUT OG MY HOUSE" :((((" myles whine

kiyoshu picks him up and throws him at chester. "double kill" he says and leaves

this is aids I'm not finishing this syck my balls

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