"Welcome to Flayvortown, my dudes!" He owoed. Den he winkd at da ahdee-ens again. "Let's meet ower contestints!!!!1!!11!1!
Arees fyurdood
"Hey, im arthritis fyrudood, and im heer 2 proov mi luv to Guy Fieri-Chan and also 2 beet da stoopid italy. He scared mi beluvod!!!1!1!1one!!1!1 eetalee must dye!!!!!! My assistant shef iz dady bob und Alix da FSOTUS
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Feliciano Vargas (Eetalee!!!!!1!1!1!1 o no!!!!!!11!1!)
"I'm here today with my assistant chef David Dobrik because I personally feel violated by the unsanitary actions of the man who calls himself Guy Fieri. Señor Fieri has, on multiple occasions, come into my country and insulted my cuisine, stuffed his pig-like face into my dishes, and wiped his "butt juice" on several of my waiters. Not only am I disgusted, but I am ready for a change, and I'm hoping that this competition will give me an opportunity. I'm also carrying with me the hope that I will become more respected and trusted, and hope to move up and become the #1 country.
David Dobrik: *orange justice in background*
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Vincent Parker
"I'm only here because my wife and child forced me to and said if I don't win they're gonna disown me. I don't have any assistant chef because I'm a strONG INDEPENDENTMAN-" *voice crack*
*camera switches to wife and child. The kid, now recognizable as Ms. Genevieve, draws a line across her neck.*
"Oh dear God"
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