Abigail's Speech

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Hello! My name is Abigail Coulter! You may know me as President of key club, president of gsa, fellow classmate, that one girl who talks really loudly, that girl I bullied in middle school (you know who you are), and Twilight-Mormon conspiracy theorist. Now, I come to you as a candidate for your head student! Now you may be wondering, why should I vote for her as head student? Well, some perks of picking me are, my leadership experience from being president of multiple clubs, my high pitched voice in the morning announcements will help you wake up in the morning, I'm close friends with Austin Pagan who everybody loves (especially my mom), I have connections with important and powerful people in the world, such as my friend from club penguin who is mutual cousins with Noah Beck, and I care about this school since I spend a significant chunk of my time here, and won't shy away from any duty I must complete even if it's "embarrassing" because I don't have any image of coolness to maintain. Vote for Abi if you wanna be happy!

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 13, 2020 ⏰

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