SLIGHT HOMOPHOBIA
**we're kids, dave** *a simon x dave fanfic*
*pov your simon*
*simon and his brothers are walking home from school,its been a long day.*
yk normally ive got everything together, good grades, lot of girls, i'm a trump loving citizen. but it's been different lately. like today we had a quiz in calculus ap honors (my favorite class, calculators really tickle my pickle if you know what i mean) but i couldn't even get through one question! i've been thinking about...him. who's him? you'll find out soon enough. and at lunch all my little mamas ditched me bc i kept looking at the clouds bc yk...him. alvin and theodore were totally embarrassed! even when i gave my brother the old "we hate..."(he's supposed to respond with liberals) but instead he said "yk what i hate...you" i nearly cried but i didn't because i thought about...him. theodore is too dumb and a liberal so i don't associate with him. so...i walked home. alvin went to smoke behind the school and theodore went to GSA club because he's an ugly gay. but that's what makes this so interesting. i'm supposed to be the super straight chipmunk. so why can't i stop thinking about...him?
i get home and we meet...him.
"oh hey dave" i say sheepishly
"oh hey simon, where's the other two"
"oh yk doing stuff"
yep that's write. i'm in love with dave. i notice something is off. there's a beer bottle on the table. i ask him if he's ok. now that i think about it he looks kinda drunk.
"oh bethany broke up with me" (bethany is a super hot model)
"oh no i'm so sorry" i should be sad but..why am i kinda happy.
anyway one thing leads to the next and he says "you or your brothers ever kiss anyone"
"we're kids dave" i say with a smirk, i blush as i tucks back my fur and push up my glasses now steaming with sweat
"and?" says dave
we were about to kiss when i stop him.
"IM NOT A HOMO DAVE" i shout regretting it as soon as i said it
"oh...i...sorry" dave looks crushed
(to be continued)
( made by th3c0urtj3st3r on tiktok)
