Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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Joey:Hey all right!.

Ross:Pretty cool huh?.

They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.

Joey:"To Chandler".You're fake laughing too right?.

Chandler:Oh the tears are real.

Elizabeth:Yeah.

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-November 20th 1998-

At Monica and Rachel's everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and I'm actually here for once.

Rachel:Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever.I think you killed us.

Elizabeth:I couldn't possibly eat another bite.

Joey:I need something sweet.

Phoebe:Does anyone wanna watch TV?.

Everyone:Yeah sure.

Phoebe starts pushing the power button on the remote but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.

Phoebe:Monica your remote doesn't work.

Monica:Phoebe you have to lift it and point.

Phoebe:Oh.Aw forget it.

Rachel:Yeah you know what we should all do?.We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.

Joey:Oh,oh I-I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.

Monica:That's very nice.

Chandler:That's sweet Joey.

Joey:Yeah the other day I was at the bus stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up.Oh.Which reminds me I'm also thankful for thongs......I mean it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering.I mean it's amazing how much they can do with so little material.And the way they play with your mind.Is it there?.Is it not there?.

Chandler:Are you aware that you're still talking?.

Elizabeth:Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?.

Ross:Huh I don't know what to pick.Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction?.Hm.

Phoebe:Wow.See and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

Ross:I'm sorry.It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.

Chandler:No,no,no!.I am the king of bad Thanksgivings.You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

Rachel:Oh you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?.

Ross:Oh God no.

Joey:Oh come on.I wanna hear it!.It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out.

Chandler:It's a tradition like the parade.If the parade decided it was gay,moved out and abandoned its entire family.

He tells us all the story.

Ross:You're right.Yours is worse.You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.

Phoebe:I don't know about that.I've got one that's worse.

Chandle:Really?.Worse than...More turkey Mr.Chandler?.

Phoebe:Oh did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler?.Yes mine's worse.