Phoebe:I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you,you evil genius.

Ross's phone rings and he answers it.

Ross:"Into Phone".Hello...Emily?,Emily!.Oh my God!,Oh my God it's Emily!

   Ross picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler for no reason.

Ross:It's Emily everyone!.Shush,shush,shhst!."Into phone".Hi...No wait!.Look wait.Okay you can hang up but I'm gonna keep calling!.I'm gonna,I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!...Look you're my wife.We're,we're married.Y'know? I-I love you.I-I really miss you. "To everyone whispering".She's talking.


Everyone:Yay!.

   Ross motions for us to keep quiet including Chandler who is still holding the lamp Ross handed him before he goes off to talk to Emily in private.

Phoebe:Hey Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause you meant?.

Joey:That he doesn't exist.

Phoebe:Right.

Phoebe turns and opens her eyes in shock....Later at Central Perk Me,Chandler,Monica,Dakery and Rachel are hanging out.


Rachel:So guys have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?.

Dakery:Uh yeah.She uh,she uh,she uh might've mentioned him.

Rachel:So Mon when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?.

Monica:Oh he's really shy.I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet.

Dakery:Yeah I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.

Rachel:I don’t care!.I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!.


Dakery:Really?!.That's what you heard?."To Monica".You said that?.

Monica:I might've said that.

Dakery laughs.

Monica:Why is that funny?.

Dakery:Because I'm very happy for himAnd you,you lucky dog!.

Ross Enters the Cafe.

Ross:Hi.

Monica:Hey!.

Ross:Well Emily's willing to work on the relationship.

Chandler:Yes!.

Elizabeth:That's great!.

Ross:In London!.

Monica:What?!.

Ross:She wants me to move to London.

Monica:But you live here!.

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