𝘝𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦 | Woosan

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"Dada." Hongjoong babbles out. Wooyoung and San turned to Hongjoong.

"Oh fuck, little hyung. San we need to get his shit from their room."

"In that case, we will call yunho and mingi to guard."

"Alright." Wooyoung taps his watch, a hologram of mingi pops up.

"Mingi, could please come here. We need to get hyung's shit from his room."

"And why?"

"Cause he is a little right now!"

"Ah, hold on. Let me grab yunho."

"Where is he?"

"Uhh well...we thought we finally had some time alone so I told him to dress up prettily for me."

"You made him wear lingerie..."

"Well the plus side is my man has a nice ass and goddamn his sexy body." Mingi says.

"Well I didn't need to know. Now come here and teleport quick."

"Alright."

5 minutes later, yungi pops out of thin air.

"This better be quick, I have a boner right now and it won't go away so quick."

"Dont do it in front of little hyung." San warns.

"We won't." Yunho says. He holds his boyfriend's hand and calms Mingi down.

"Good, we will make it quick." Wooyoung holds san's hand and they teleport to the seongjoong's room.

But the first thing they see in the room is a dildo. Both of them looked at each other.

"Oh they are making kids..." San trails off.

"Kids? Bro i didn't know hyung was kinky. They use toys!" Wooyoung says.

"Let's just get the bag and leave."

But the more they walked around, they just kept finding more kinky shit. Whips, blindfolds. Candles and yes it's scented. Ropes, a mouth gag thing and there were a variety of dildos.

"Jesus..."

"So is it Hongjoong hyung or Seonghwa hyung's toy?"

"I'd say it's a joint kink." Wooyoung says.

"I'll just agree on that." San says. They finally spot the cute yellow duck bag. Hongjoong's favourite animal as a little was a duck so Seonghwa bought the bag for him. The boys knew it was it's Hongjoong because when jongho is a little, his bag is more of car related.

"There! Grab it." Wooyoung says. San grabs the bag.

"Eww why is it sticky?"

"Sticky?" Wooyoung says.

"I don't wanna know what the fuck is that transparent substance on the bag." San says. San gags.

"Neither do i San but let's just get back." They teleport back to the ward. Of course the first thing they see is yungi making out.

"BOYS STOP THERE IS A CHILD HERE!" Wooyoung yells.

"Fuck off!" Mingi yells. Mingi tugs on yunho waist before kissing him deeply. Hongjoong was about to turn around when San ran to cover hongjoong's eyes.

"Sannie!! I wanna see!!" Hongjoong yells.

"No no, it's a scary thing. Mingi is eating yunho's face."

"Oh no~ Yuyu and Minmin don't eat each others faces." Hongjoong says. They didn't answer Hongjoong, both were lost each others worlds or mouths but let's just...ya know...

"Can you two just get out of here?" Wooyoung says. Mingi taps the wrist watch thing and they disappear quickly. San uncovers hongjoong's eyes.

"I want mama!"

"San is there food in there?"

"Nope."

"I'll call jongho..." Wooyoung says. He grabs his phone and dials jongho.

"Just teleport the food here." Wooyoung says.

"Yeah but what does he want to eat?" Jongho says.

"Joongie~What do you want to eat?" Wooyoung turns to Hongjoong.

"I want to eat nom noms!"

"he says he wants nom noms...whatever the fuck that is."

"He calls nuggets nom noms."

"Oh, then get them."

"On my way to McDonald's." Jongho says.

"Oh wait get me food too."

"Fine, you owe me money though!" Jongho says.

"Okay. Now go buy it."

"We are at the drive thru, calm the fuck down." Jongho yells. Wooyoung ends the call.

"So...next chapter? Taking care of little Hongjoong while Seonghwa suffers in bed, author?" San says.

a/n: yes because why not :)

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a/n: hehe I know I said I wouldn't harm them but Seonghwa isn't dead guys. He is just asleep cause you know they put those gas so he would sleep to remove the bullet from his leg.

yeah. Oh and it's been a while since I've done little Hongjoong🥺

seongjoong's dirty secret is out too👀

But I hope you enjoyed it. I made it longer as an apology for being busy and not being able to update tomorrow.