y/n and spencer sitting in the bullpen bored and horny
why are they there... idk use imagination
i'm a thief so i'm ridding you of hot seggsie time w/ y/n and spencer
outside of the bullpen emily and JJ stood in awe and disgust
"we go over cases of dead bodies every single day-" emily says distraught
" lets walk away and have our own hawt seggsie times in the supplies closet, we can use the zip ties this time"
emily: 🏃🏻♀️💨
outside the bullpen you can still here the whole action movie porno going on;
" YEAH BABY HARDER- FUCK ME LIKE A BULLDOZER ON VIAGRA, OHHHHH YEEAAAAAAA"
"OH MY GOD Y/N YOUR SO TIGHT ..... LIKE- LIKE A HAIR SCRUNCHY, O- OR A CONFINED SPACE, L-LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX, OUUUUUHHUHHHUUSGODDD IM GONNA COMBUST"
*spencers kids does circus tricks inside of y/n*
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when father hotch, and pasta rossi arrive w/ the daily tea of QUA-TEA-CO from pasta rossi's pocket pussy erin ' stank ass breath bitch' strauss
"why does it smell like hot seggsie time in here where we present dead bitches"
y/n and spencer couldn't help but looks t each like *GIF PRESENTED ABOVE*
emily and jj walked in next just ass combusted as y/n and spencer, w/ morgan and penelope tagging along
"well since we're all horny might as well have a orgy" morgan says w/ his seggys ass smirk
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next strauss walks in "AKA stank ass breath bitch"
" i've been watching in garcia's office needing her to retrieve some emails, and i saw this happening... do you guys understand how attractive this team is like niagara falls dam is abt to bust that's how seggsie yall are. all i have do say is i won't tell if i get to ride the italian stallion and try the italian sausage"
garcia threw her sparky pink heel at strauss and y/n flicked her off
THEN YAY MORE HOT SEGGSIE ORGY TIME
