As I landed on top of of pence's head, I thought it was just an average day, I had no idea that when I looked into his hair Follicles and dandruff that I would fall in love.
I also had no idea that we; a couple, would get famous on national TV.
As soon as pence got home him and saw us on national TV, he was confused on how he was going to tell his wife. I assured him she would support us no matter what, but he said she forced him to go to conversion therapy with Kaitlyn Bennett.
I was appalled.
After I heard that I decided to wait until his wife got home. As she walked through the door she was crying.
"How could you cheat on me mike"
"Honey it's not what you think" mike assured her.
I flew in front of his face
"That's not what you said last night when I was eating your dandruff 🙄🤚"
Karen gasped.
To be continued....
