The Yule ball

Your daily dose of colons

So one day I was in the bathroom and I was squeezing out a colossal shart but then I realised that my lingerie split in half from the amazing scent. My lovely shart floated into the air and I started to reach up my bum hole to find my gullet but I realised I got hold of a really attractive colon and started sucking my sharts back up and my colon came out with some left over half eaten baby's
"Jeez I didn't know that my colon was extra tryangular today" I said in excitement and I pulled out some of my cousins which were so annoying so I stuck them back up there