Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Two

Xisuma: Grian, did you do this?

Grian: Not on purpose.

Doc, in the distance: Yes you did!

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Anybody: Impulse has Team ZIT's braincell.

Impulse: I just stuck my finger in an outlet.

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Mumbo, when he has a crazy/bad idea: Stop trying to prove me right!

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Doc: Some people are stupid and they don't remember stuff.

Ren: ...I don't remember stuff. :(

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The server: Lag-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gy.

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Grian or Scar: I have 3 siblings in all and 6 of them are cats.

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Beef, running into the room: Wels caught Hels straight up drinking sprinkles!

Wels, in the distance: I WAS SAVING THOSE!

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The evil clones: Mwah ha ha ha! Dark sense of humor!

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Bdubs, at Doc: Your goat. Bad. [Raspberry noises]

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The fandom: You know how pictures are worth 1000 words?

The fandom, pointing to the pictures of Doc and Iskall in dresses: These ones are worth 1005.

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Tango, about Zedaph: Every once in a while, out of madness comes complete and total knowledge. He just said the most wise things I have heard in my life, but he says so many stupid things, it cancels out. It's like a monkey with a typewriter.

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Boomers: Now look at this... [Does kaboom noise] [Stuff blows up]

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Grian, doing redstone: I'm so good at this! [Does it wrong] Nevermind! Wrong place!

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Iskall: That made no sense!

Grian: I understood it.

Mumbo: Yeah, because you make no sense.

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Bdubs: I'm great at parties!

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Joe, while using the replay mod: I just third-personed my third-person.

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Tango, mocking British accents: Hi. I have a corgi... that's bred with a poodle.

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Grian: If I were a superhero, I would base my life off of the 'Look at all those chickens' girl.

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Cleo (idk why either lol): Joe, learn punctuation, or you will be murdered in the night by a semicolon.

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Biffa: Mumbo, are you the one that caused all the lag?

Mumbo: ...No?

Biffa: Iskall?

Iskall: Nope.

Biffa, shouting to another room: Xisuma! They're useless! They don't know!

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I won't typically post more than two chapters a day, but I figured since this is the start of the book, why not?