Alastor's Guy Problems

Chapter 1

(This has been edited, I just fixed some typos and put words in that were supposed to be there at the beginning, enjoy this lightly edited chapter)

It's the middle of a new day, Alastor is sitting on the sofa reading a book minding his own business when he hears a knock on the lobby door. Alastor walks to the door just for it to bust open. There the devil stood, smirking at the buck.

     "Hello Alastor~" He greeted, the deer not knowing how to respond. 

     "Can you fetch my daughter please?" Lucifer asked.

     "Right away!" The buck exclaimed.

*Later*

As Alastor was looking for Charlie, he couldn't help but feel like he was being watched.

     "CHARLIE!" Alastor called out, fortunately for him Charlie was walking close by to him.

     "What do you need Al?" The demoness asked.

     "Your father is here, he wanted me to get you." Alastor told surprising the girl. Charlie just stared at the man trying to process why her would be at the hotel. Finally deciding to go with the deer man and see what her father wanted.

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     "Hi dad." Charlie greeted nervously not knowing why her father was here.

     "Hello Apple-pie." Lucifer replied to his daughter.

     "I know, you're wondering why I'm here, yes?" Lucifer stated as if it wasn't already obvious.

     "Well, I wanted one of your staff." Lucifer said like it was nothing, Charlie just gawked at her father as if he had twenty heads.

     "First of all, who, and second of all, why?" Charlie asked hoping for an explanation. Lucifer's smirk widened.

     "Well Alastor of course." Lucifer exclaims loudly. Alastor, who was just watching the conversation play out snapped out of his daze to gawk at the fallen angel in surprise.

     "And as for why? Well... I was getting bored and lonely." Lucifer smirked.

     "I do not see any reason to go with you." Alastor stated unsure of what to think.

     "You don't have much of a choice in the matter." Lucifer stated smugly.

     "Since I do know that you don't like doing 'It' if you know what I mean~" The devil stated matter-of-factly.

     "Vox, Valentino, Sir Pentious, hell even Stolas wants you." Lucifer exclaimed. Alastor stuttered, flustered and slightly scared since the demons Lucifer just listed are ones with great power.

     "I just want to make sure they don't try to take you away so they can take your first time~" Lucifer purred. Alastor feels he may be more safe with the king of hell than in a hotel made for redemption that also is still somewhat of a laughing-stock.

     "I... I'll go with you just to be safe but you can't do anything vulgar to me." Alastor decided since he can't always have his guard up.

     "Oh thank you~ You won't regret this~" Lucifer said.

     "I'll pick you up at 7:00, is that okay?" Lucifer asked the buck.

     "Yes, that's fine, that'll give me enough time to say goodbye and get ready." Alastor confirmed.

     "Good, I'll see you soon Bambi~" Lucifer purred.

-------------Timeskip because writes block is an ass and after Alastor had finished saying his goodbyes to the others----------------

It was now 6:46 and Alastor was almost done getting ready when he heard a knock at the door.

     "Who is it?" Alastor asked to the one outside.

     "It's Angel!" Angel yelled back. Alastor got up to open the door to see what the slutty spider needed. Alastor opened the door to a concerned Angel.

     "Hello?" Alastor said not knowing what to say in this situation.

     "Are you really leaving?" Angel asked wanting to believe that this wasn't true.

     "Yes I am, it's for my own safety." Alastor said.

     "I may be powerful but with overlords ganging up on me, I'd be left for dead." Alastor said.

     "Then that means this is goodbye." Angel said sadly. 

     "Just for now till this all blows over." Alastor reassured Angel.

     "Time for me to go, who knew time could go by so fast." Alastor mused looking at the clock seeing that it was 6:50. Once Alastor got to the lobby Lucifer was standing there waiting for Alastor.

     "Ready?" Lucifer asked just to make sure.

     "Yes, I just hope I will truly be safe, I'm not planning on dying again!" Alastor said enthusiastically.

     "Also, when we get there I'm going to have to set some ground rules." Lucifer said, Alastor nodded since he knew there'd have to be some rules to keep things in check.

-------------Timeskip to the limo to avoid pointless talking-------------

The two men got into the limo and sat in silence. After awhile, Lucifer felt something fall to his shoulder, he looked to see Alastor fast asleep. Lucifer thought Alastor looked cute, no wonder many wanted him, he was an angel.

*Lucifer's POV*

Oh my, looking at Alastor at his most peaceful is truly a sight to behold, I've heard he's touch-starved, maybe one of these days he'll let me touch his ears. I hear the limo stop.

     "Alastor~ It's time to wake up, we're here~" I said softly to Alastor, his eyes fluttered open to his lovely ruby eyes, while he was waking up he yawned like a kitten and nuzzled into my neck, after a while he came to his senses and realized what he was doing.

     "O-Oh, I'm sorry my king, I don't know what came over me, I'm sorry." Alastor said frantically. 

     "Don't worry my dear doe, no harm done, right?~" I said to him in a flirty tone. Alastor's face flushed, he tried to turn away to hide his already seen blush.

     "Come on, out we go." I said to Alastor. I love seeing him all flustered and being a stuttering mess, he's so cute.

As we were walking into the castle I turned my head to Alastor to tell him the rules he'd have to follow while being in my home.

     "Okay Alastor, here are the ground rules. Rule one, no going out after midnight and if you are out you have to be back by midnight." I said.

     "Rule two, don't eat my workers, we have other food here." I stated knowing he does eat other demons.

     "Rule three, do not go into my room." I stated hoping he won't go in and see the pictures of him and the little shrine I have of him. Alastor nodded in what I think is understanding.

     "I hope this can be the a new friendship between us." I said aloud.

     "And maybe even more~" I said under my breath.