Me: Hello ASOUE fans, welcome back to Ship or Sink! Today our pairing is Kolaf, a generated ship name for Kit and Olaf! I see Dewey and Beatrice II are also here, so grab your tea!
Klaus: How can there be a Kit and Olaf ship? Surely it's not canon!
Kit: There was a sad time in my life where I dated Count Olaf.
Everyone except for Kit: *gasps*
Everyone except for Count Olaf: Titanic it!
Count Olaf: I ship it! I love you, Kit! I even have a luxurious pit for your husband and child!
Audience: Awww! But still Titanic it, the man's evil!
1 SHIP AND 13 SINKS! The people have spoken! Kolaf has sunk!
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ASOUE Ship or Sink Game Show
FanfictionThis is an ASOUE game show, where there will be celebrity guests from the ASOUE series.
