Beauty and beast ft kuku

Part 4

At house..
Kunal: bhai ab..
Abir: ha mishti dekh waha hai kitchen mein...
Mishti: sorry kunal...
Kunal: sorry mat bolo bhabhi..
Kuhu: ( pata nahi in pagal logo ka sorry ka drama kab khatam hoga.)
Meenu: sab so jao ab kal bat karte hai..
Kunal was going fastly but kuhu's chunri was tied to him. She was about to fall when she pulled him back..
Kuhu: chennai express banne se pehle ye khol do...
Kunal: meine kaha na don't talk to me....
They both went to kunal's room...
Kunal: tum mere piche kyu aayi ho..
Kuhu: oh hello mujhse shadi ki hai na toh ab yeh mera bhi room hai
Kunal: get out I said...
Kuhu pushed him back...
Kuhu: yeh mera bhi room hai ab mein nahi jaa rahi...
Suddenly shweta came...
Shweta: kunal tumne shadi kar li... Aur mera kya hoga..
Kunal: tension mat lo... Abhi bhi mein tumhara hi boyfriend hu... And you get out...
Kuhu: nikalna hai toh iss chipkali ko nikalo...
Kunal: tumne usse chipkali kaha..
Kuhu: ha aur kahu chipkali chipkali chipkali...
Kunal: shut up...
Kuhu: you shut up...
Kunal: nikal jao yaha se...
Kuhu: dekho yeh ab mera bhi room hai.... Agar tumhe iss chipkali ke saath jana hai toh tum jaa sakte ho...
Kunal: shweta chalo bahar...
Kunal came after dropping her till car
Kuhu: aa gaye..
Kunal: don't talk to me..
Kuhu: accha ok... But ek baat batao chipkali chali gayi kya...
Kunal: usse chipkali mat kaho..
Kuhu: wow possessive boyfriend...
Kunal: shut up..
Kuhu: accha itne der kya vo tumhe good night kiss de rahi thi..
Kunal: karti raho badbad...
Kuhu: tumhe ladai ke alawa kuch aur bhi ata hai kya...
Kunal: ha mujhe neend bhi ati hai... So utar jao bed se...
Kuhu: ohhh ye lo takiya aur chup chap niche so jao...
Kunal: really mere room mein mere bed par bethkar neeche so jao kehne wali tum hoti kon ho...
Kuhu: yeh sab shadi karne se pehle sochna chahiye tha...
Kunal: dekho i am very tired side ko ho jao...
Kuhu: no hum ek hi bed pe.... No I don't trust you..
Kunal: what nonsense...
Kuhu: ha itni sundar ladki baju mein hogi toh...
Kunal: wait wait... Tumhari shayad koi galatfahami ho gayi hai... Koi nahi mein dur kar deta hu... First one toh tum bilkul sundar nahi ho... And second mujhe tum mein koi interest nahi hai...
Kuhu: how dare you... Tumne mujhe badsoorat kaha...
Kunal: carry on i am sleeping....
Kuhu: tum na bohot ladaku ho tumhara naam na ladaku chokro hona chahiye... Aur tumne mujhe badsoorat kaha... Pata bhi hai hamari gali ke pure che ladko ne mujhe propose kiya tha aur toh aur gali ki saari ladkiya jalti thi meri khobsurti par... Accha hua mein rajkot mein hu Mumbai mein hoti toh pata nahi kitne heroines ke career barbaad ho jate... Aur kitne heros mere....
Kunal: shut up now.... Pagal kitna bologi...
Kuhu: you shut up vaise bhi mujhe tumse baat karni hi nahi hai... Tum kyu kaan nahi band kar dete.. Vaise pata hai hamare gali mein ek uncle the behere aur mein roj unse ganto baat karti thi aur vo bhi sunte the... Phir pure ek mahine baad pata chala ki unhe sunai hi nahi deta.. Hahahahaha....
Kunal: majak chal raha hai... So jao please...
Kuhu: ok phir se please bolo aur sorry bhi phir tumhe mere side mein sone ka chance mil jayega..
Kunal: shut up..... Just shut up...
Kuhu: are shut up nahi sorry bolo... Anyways kal bol dena vaise bhi mujhe bohot neend aa rahi hai aur tumne mera itna time already waste kar diya hai.....
Kunal: what meine kya kiya...
Kuhu: shut up don't talk to me...
In morning kuhu kicked kunal
Kunal: Ahhhhh.... Ab toh mein isse chodunga nahi...
Kunal: oh hello miss jo bhi apka naam hai uth jao subah ho gayi hai...
Kuhu: hmmm... Hello mein bussiness woman of the year hu...
Kunal: uth jaiye madam....
Kuhu: hmmmmm.... Do minute...
Kunal: oh no aag lag gayi aag lag gayi bhago...
Kuhu: what...
She waked up and hugged kunal...
Kuhu: aag lag gayi fire brigade ko bolao...
Kunal didn't know what to do now.. She also realised...
Kunal: sorry koi aag nahi lagi hai...
Kuhu: dekha raat ko please bola aur ab sorry ab sirf thank you bolna baki hai....
Kunal: shut up...
Kuhu: you shut up... Vaise bhi mujhe nahane jana hai...
Kunal: toh plz jao....
Kuhu: jaa rahi hu...
Kunal: i hate you.
Kuhu: me too... Mujhe toh tumhara face bhi nahi dekhna...
At hall...
Kunal: bohot batamiz ladki hai bhabhi vo...
Mishti: accha..
Kunal: ha paiso ke liye khud ko hi bech diya usne...
Mishti: pata chala mujhe....
Kunal: kitni giri hui hai vo..
Mishti: tum pehle breakfast kar lo...
In kitchen
Kuhu: mein kuch kar sakti hu..
Mishti: kya..
Kuhu: kya mein breakfast banane mein apki madat karu di...
Mishti: kaisi ladki ho tum paiso ke liye khud ko bech diya ab mujhe didi mat kaho...
Kuhu: becha toh mere parents ne hai mujhe... Aur mene shadi ke liye mana kiya toh socide karne ki dhamki di...
Mishti: what...
Kuhu: haa...
Mishti: ab ro mat mein hu na tumhari badi behan...
Kuhu: badi behen...
Mishti: ha... Meri choti behen hoti toh tumhare jaisi hi hoti...
Kuhu: didi....

Precap: kunal: yeh hai meri wife... Agar apko inke sath night spend karni hai toh kar sakte hai... Yeh paiso ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai...