Seruno's birthday

Game for Seruno cumpleaños

"OK AMIGOS LET'S PLAY THE GAME"

You looked around. The man who had just come for food had gone, and Reggie was still on the floor.  Only four people here now. You, Seruno, and two of his friends

"Well Seruno, what's the game?" You asked

"GAME FOR SERUNO CUMPLEAÑOS SENOR. FUN"

Figures. Ask stupid questions and get stupid answers. That was yours, I suppose

"WE'LL DECIDE WITH CHIN-CHAN-PU"

By the magic of intuition, you guessed that was rock paper scissors

You threw a rock, and so everyone else except for the creepy looking purple haired guy with a bowl cut

"No wait! This is not good! Wait! Let's just ask each other about lore from the tale of seven lords! The one who manages to answer them all gets to stay! Huh?!?!  Good! Let's do that-"

"Shut up Levi. You lost fair and square" said a guy laughing, in messy hair as white as tissue paper and bony, grandma fingers. "You know the rules"

"No wait Mammon!"

"Hmm, let's shut you up" said who you guessed was Mammon as he pushed a stick into the mouth of the  purple haired guy, who was supposedly Levi

"Keep it in there while we get your partner!!!" Said Mammon while he jammed the stick around his mouth and pushed Levi into the bathroom. "Ok then who's next?"

In the next round, you went scissors, Seruno went scissors, and Mammon went rock

"Ha ha! I win!"

"Seems so amigo" Seruno said

"Ok but... What does that mean" he asked, his look of victory melting

"You get el premio of being the one who goes in the baño with levi amigo"

"Wait no fuck no NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO" before he could protest, Seruno pushed him into the bathroom

There was Levi in the bathroom . In the bathtub, the water was filled, and ramen noodles along with cut vegetables and chicken floating in the water. Spice packets on the bathroom counter. It seemed like someone had tried to cook ramen in the bathtub, seemingly with the  tealight candles that littered the floor.

"Ok then! You both smash!" Said Seruno

Wait what the fuck

"Quick! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck"

Uh oh.

Mammon and Levi held each others hands and slowly, walked into the bathtub

"Are we really gonna do this?" Levi asked

"Seems so" Mammon answered

"But I don't-"

"Me too. But I don't wanna find out what Seruno will do if we say no"

Apparently Seruno was too stupid to understand they were talking about him. Figures.

"Let's do this fast" Levi said. "Show me your ass"

"No what. I'M gonna be fucking you"

"No it's gonna be-"

Mammon quickly grabbed Levi by the hips. He smacked Levi's ass and started fucking him. Shame, no foreplay. He spread Levi's ass, and quickly penetrated, brute forcing his way in, making Levi cry a bit

"Why, why, why, why" Levi lamented, every why falling on every push. "Why did there have to be this scene?"

"I don't know. It's just smut for the reader I guess" Mammon replied

"Aren't they into audio stuff?"

"Do you wanna record asmr of this, Levi?" Mammon ,bewildered, asked with mock sincerity.

Levi didn't answer

They both bent their knees and knelt down till the noodle water was touching their hips. Mammon bent Levi down and pinned his arms behind him, while fucking him. Levi was real tight, but the noodle water acted as a good lube. Somehow. Mammon quietly prayed there wasn't much spice in the broth. Otherwise, well let's not think about that.

"There" said Mammon, going rougher on Levi

"Uuggghhh, would you go calmly? This was supposed to be wholesome." Levi cried

"Dude, if I'm smashing someone against my will, I'm getting all the bang for my buck"

"Why couldn't you have just been normal?"

"Says the fucking nerd. Now lemme finish on your face"

You watched as Levi bent down in front of Mammon. Mammon quickly jerked off and spurted out onto Levi's face. Levi made an ahego face, making Mammon cringe

"Why the fuck did you make an ahego face?" He said, pissed

"Everyone else does it when taking a facial..." Levi replied, slightly scared.

This is what your life had come to now. You tried to remember why you even came here in the first place.

"Oh yeah, I'm the bottomest bottom of all the bottoms in the whole wide world" you remember. Feel free to say this line out loudly for extra effect and immersion.

"Ok senor, our chance now?" Seruno asked you

"Our what"