Joey:What?.
Chandler:Nothing just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
Joey:Check it out Giants-Cowboys."Shows his pocket TV".
Elizabeth:You're watching a football game at a funeral?.
Joey:No it's the pre-game.I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Chandler:You are a frightening,frightening man.
We watch as Rachel steps in a patch of mud.
Rachel:Oh no!.My new Paolo shoes!.
Ross:Oh I hope they're not ruined.
Phoebe:God what a great day....What?. Weather-wise!.
Ross:I know uh the air the,the trees...even though Nana's gone there's,there's something almost uh- I dunno almost life-aff-
Ross not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave.
Everyone:God!.Ross!.
Ross:I'm fine.Just,just...having my worst fear realised.
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We are all at the wake at the Gellers house and Ross is lying on his back with Phoebe squatting over him checking to see if he's injured.
Phoebe:Okay don't worry I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.
Ross:What,what is it?.
Phoebe:You missed a belt loop.
Ross:Oh!.No-n-
Phoebe:Okay it's in spasm.
Judy:Here sweetie here.I took these when I had my golfing accident.
Judy as Mrs.Geller told me to call her hands Ross a bottle of pills.Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears.
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Ross leaving from a hallway is grinning inanely.He is obviously very stoned.
Elizabeth:Hey look who's up!.How do you feel?.
Ross:I feel great.I feel great,I feel great.
Monica:Wow those pills really worked huh?.
Ross:Not the first two but the second two woooo!...I love you guys.You guys are the greatest.I love my sister."Kisses Monica".I love Pheebs... "Hugs her".And the great Elizabeth Monroe.
Ross hugs me and i smile.
Phoebe:Oh!.That's so nice.
Ross:Chandler!.
Chandler:Hey.
Ross:"Hugs him".And listen man if you wanna be gay,be gay.Doesn't matter to me.
???:"Turns to a friend".You were right.
The woman walk off and leave Chandler.
Ross:Rachel.Rachel.Rachel."Sits down beside her".I love you the most.
Rachel:Oh well you know who I love the most?.
Ross:No.
Rachel:You!.
Ross:Oh...you don't get it!
Ross passes out and falls asleep on Rachel.
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A large crowd of men are now watching the game and I go stand over ny the stairs and Chandler walks over.
Chandler:You alright?.
Elizabeth:Yeah I just hate Funerals and Wakes.
Chandler:Yeah...
There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men.
Jack:Now I'm depressed!."To everyone". Even more than I was.
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At Central Perk we are all looking at old photos.
Rachel:Hey who's this little naked guy?.
Ross:That little naked guy would be me.
Rachel:Aw look at the little thing.
Ross:Yes,yes fine that is my penis.Can we be grown ups now?.
Chandler:Who are those people?.
Ross:Got me.
Monica:Oh that's Nana right there in the middle."Reads the back".Me and the gang at Java Joe's.
Rachel:Wow Monica you look just like your grandmother.How old was she there?.
Monica:Let's see 1939...yeah 24,25?.
Ross:Looks like a fun gang.
We all look at each other and smile.
Joey:Oh look,look,look,look,look!.I got Monica naked!.
Ross:"Looking".No,no that would be me again.I'm uh just trying something.
Elizabeth:This makes me want to find old family photos of my family...Something nostalgic today.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
Hayran KurguElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
