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akaashi doesn't really interact
with ppl yk? i mean he does
talk with peeps but he's quiet and
reserved or in short he doesn't
talk too much.

ok bitch first of all, stop using
this "." cos its making me
✨uncomfy✨ second, i rlly
thought he good with talking
cuz he do be lookin' fineeee

now i have gotten the purpose
of the quote "don't judge the
cover by its book" or sumn like
that

my turn😼

first of all stAPH using this
"," cos its hella creepy when
you do that☹️

bROOO😭 what's hella
creepy using this ","? or...

fUck i forgot what its called

omg me too like WHY DO WE
HAVE TO NAME THIS "," WHEN
IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN!!!!

istfg- ik i'm fucking dumb but
HOE YOU ARE MFING DUMBER
THAN ME! THERE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A NAME FOR THIS ","
ASSHOLE SHIT SO THAT WE'LL
KNOW WHAT THE SPEAKER IS
TALKING ABT

idk whether to cry in
disappointment or just laugh
because of your dumbness

I JUST SEARCHED IT UP ON
GOOGLE AND THIS "," LITTLE
PIECE OF SHIT IS CALLED A
"comma"

wait😃

yEA ITS CALLED "comma"
hOEEEE

biTCh google must be a
dUmb hOe!!! coma doesn't
have double 'm's and coma is
like sleeping unconsciously🙄

omg i realized that too!

they do be creating sMarT
aSs programs where you can
search almost evErYthIng but
they lyin'

yEAh LIKE WHAT'S THE
POINT OF PERSUADING
OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE WHEN
THEY CAN JUST WITNESS
IT WITH THEIR DAMN
OWN EYES!!!

ohhooo~ big words you
got there!!!

ik i studied hard in
science😌

okok i still 2 more thing to
say-

second yEttthhhh he fiNe bUt
maybe- no scratch that CLEARLY
mOre than finEeee

yUuh he pretty doee he can
rail me anytime🌸💫✨🌈

yOooww same😩✊🏼

but i like the dirty blonde one
in the volleyball team more he
hot asf🥵

ya mean the boy from our
chemistry class who went out
out of topic and asks abt the d?

yEeaaAh tHat one

ohhhh he not rlly my type
but damn girl gO hIt hiM uP

already did😼💅🏼

u go girlllll!!!!

but akaashi do be hitting
diff😩 like when you showed
me a picture of him i was like-
*aggressive chef kisses*

ok you may continue

and third...

DID YOU DO THAT ON
PURPOSE TO MAKE ME
LMFAO OR ARE YOU REALLY
JUST A DUMB WACK ASS HOE?
YOU LITERALLY JUST TYPED
"don't judge the cover by its book"
WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

biTcH i don't read quotes
so DON'T COME @ ME!!

and hOe we're in the same
class so we maybe have the
same brainzzzz

i got triggered when you
chatted me "don't judge the
cover by its book" i seriously
wanna yEET you out of your
window rn😤

i'm sorry😡😡😡

like i said i don't read
quotes whore

yea yea whateverrrr

i suddenly thought of
something-

what is it?

how are we like nerds when
it comes to tests or school-
related stuffs but when we're
chatting we dumb as heck?

Please refrain from asking me
this type of questions especially
during weekdays, it might get
stuck in my mind for weeks or
months and i won't have my
beauty sleep.

oH shIt nOT thE fOrmALiTiEs

THE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN AKAASHI AND I
IS ENOUGH

i cringed formalities really
makes me barf🤢

why did i chatted so formally
with akaashi anyways?

idk ask yourself

noiceeee😃

━━AUTHOR'S NOTE

lmao okay.

my classmate and i had this convo like a year ago cuz we talk bout some anime boys and then led to google being dumb. but we haven't been talking lately, its kinda sad tho.

btw, if you're wondering why tf did akaashi's name already popped up, its because he chatted you in an app called messenger😗