HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓

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KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
what type of compromise?

FAKE BLONDE:
like how about you tell us one
thing about him instead of his name?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
hmmm
i'm listening
like what?

FAKE BLONDE:
uhhhh
idk i didn't think we'd get this far

SMART ONE:
is this the big moment 😳

MAIN BITCH:
probably not @finley

ZAMBONI:
OH I KNOW
his house

FAKE BLONDE:
oh yeah yeah
tell us his house as a gift? 🥺

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i already have gifts for you guys lol
but let me ask the council

ZAMBONI:
what council?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
@finley @alyssa @theo,
should i accept? what do you think council?

MAIN BITCH:
i think you should go for it sis

SNOTTY:
same
they're daft, they won't figure it out

SMART ONE:
are we sure though?
what if they question everyone?

SNOTTY:
question everyone and ask what? 😭
"HEY ARE YOU MAUVE'S CRUSH?"
the guy doesn't even know she likes him

SMART ONE:
that's true
i think it's safe

ZAMBONI:
they know we're still here right?

FAKE BLONDE:
i think that's the point

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
okay based on the council,
i agree

ZAMBONI:
WAIT FR?
look at us draco, ducking detectives

SMART ONE:
ducking

ZAMBONI:
don't TEST me, fin

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yeah
on one condition

FAKE BLONDE:
sure what is it?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you can't go around the house searching for them

ZAMBONI:
wdym?

MAIN BITCH:
i think she means like you can't
question people who are in the house

ZAMBONI:
damn suck the fun out of everything ig

FAKE BLONDE:
deal

ZAMBONI:
wtf? we didn't even discuss? 😭

SNOTTY:
LOL
someone's eager

FAKE BLONDE:
mauve what house?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
shit lol
just to remind you;
you can't question anyone! got it?

FAKE BLONDE:
yeah yeah

SMART ONE:
what do you think their reactions are gonna be?

MAIN BITCH:
tbh idek
that's why this is so interesting

SNOTTY:
i literally have no clue either
and i grew up with them

FAKE BLONDE:
soooo what house?

ZAMBONI:
imagine him being a fucking hufflepuff lmfao

MAIN BITCH:
-_-

ZAMBONI:
oh right-

FAKE BLONDE:
or a gryffindor 😭

SNOTTY:
well you're in for a treat lol

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
damn you guys are so judgemental
luckily it's your house so 😳

FAKE BLONDE:
WHAT

ZAMBONI:
LMAO STFU

FAKE BLONDE:
ARE YOU SERIOUS
WHO TF

ZAMBONI:
that's actually funny though
it was literally under our noses this whole time

FAKE BLONDE:
HES A SLYTHERIN?
IN OUR YEAR?

SMART ONE:
lmao this is so funny

SNOTTY:
so how was everyone's day?

MAIN BITCH:
eh
we're all leaving tomorrow lol

FAKE BLONDE:
MEANING HES HERE
IN THIS VICINITY

SMART ONE:
lowkey i'll miss y'all 🥺

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well idk where he is rn,
but i'm assuming so, yes

MAIN BITCH:
you all better write 😭

FAKE BLONDE:
I COULD HAVE WALKED BY HIM IN THE HALLS

ZAMBONI:
or in the common room bro

SNOTTY:
why would we write when we have the gc lmfao

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well y'all better textttt

FAKE BLONDE:
OR IN THE FUCKING COMMON ROOM
I HAVE ALL MY CLASSES WITH HIM
BECAUSE HES A SLYTHERIN

SMART ONE:
ofc ofc!

SNOTTY:
i need daily updates on what y'all are up to

ZAMBONI:
assuming he's in our year

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yes he is

ZAMBONI:
oh cool

FAKE BLONDE:
WHATTHEFUCK

SMART ONE:
i find it crazy how he's still reacting

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
😭😭

MAIN BITCH:
me too
zabini got over it pretty quickly

ZAMBONI:
eh
i'm curious but i don't rlly care at the same time

FAKE BLONDE:
and THEO KNEW?

SNOTTY:
mhm
LMAO they're like analyzing everyone

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMFAO

MAIN BITCH:
i can imagine that 😭